SetH
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Dont you just hate it when you are in a Meeting (that is dragging on and you have said your part) and you recieve an MMS. When opening said MMS its a rude picture from a girl along with some descriptive text which makes your mind wander and causes your willy to grow. One is then left at the Meeting table in a room full of people with a lob on.
Also had a Meeting previously where for whatever reason known to man there was a proper dribbler in the building and it was making proper Mong sound effects in the Corridor, everyone was ignoring it but I started pissing myself which caused a chain reaction amongst the less PC people in the Meeting.
anyone else had the lob on issue under the table or anything random?
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flybikeslee
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does having a lob on over a mong count?
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SetH
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Jesus Wept did you?
Mind you some Mongs are fit tbh
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flybikeslee
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erm...no...
no mong i have ever seen has been fit...you have issues
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Tom
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Hell yeah, plenty of times, same as in school when you'd eye up the fit teacher, but less wrong
In my younger days, when I used to spend every other day in work hungover i'd fall asleep at the slightest sign of a presentation (with the lights off etc), thankfully that is well and truely a thing of the past
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Ingham
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I've gotten wind in the sails while in an interview for a job, wasn't the best time to end the interview.
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by flybikeslee
erm...no...
no mong i have ever seen has been fit...you have issues
I need to word this carefully but basically some Mong conditions do not in anyway affect apperance. Thus you can get Fit Women (or dudes if thats your preference) that are Mongish mentally but apperance wise you would TBH.. IMO.
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Ingham
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
quote: Originally posted by flybikeslee
erm...no...
no mong i have ever seen has been fit...you have issues
I need to word this carefully but basically some Mong conditions do not in anyway affect apperance. Thus you can get Fit Women (or dudes if thats your preference) that are Mongish mentally but apperance wise you would TBH.. IMO.
This.
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adiohead
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Got one at school and was asked to get up in class and demonstrate the recovery position.
Had to walk with my knees bent and body hunched over.
oh, and used to tuck it behind my belt when it wouldn't go away
[Edited on 14-04-2011 by adiohead]
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
Got one at school and was asked to get up in class and demonstrate the recovery position.
[Edited on 14-04-2011 by adiohead]
what was your choosen position, i quite like laying on my back and playing belly button golf
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Jambo
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Mark that's halarious!
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flybikeslee
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
quote: Originally posted by flybikeslee
erm...no...
no mong i have ever seen has been fit...you have issues
I need to word this carefully but basically some Mong conditions do not in anyway affect apperance. Thus you can get Fit Women (or dudes if thats your preference) that are Mongish mentally but apperance wise you would TBH.. IMO.
well recovered
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emicen
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I get random hard-on days now and then. Don't even need something sexy to trigger it and I'll be nursing a semi under the table. Meetings are bad, especially when you're presenting
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Whittie
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Thats happened to me before.
MASSIVE fail when you tuck it up, to be prepared to stand up, and tuck it behind your shirt too.
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Whittie
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As regarding to the thread title.
To set the scene, i'm sat in Blackpool in on a meeting of a company merge, with 2 friends, theres around 8 people around the table.
Texting is a bad one for me. Usually somebody texts saying "What you up to" or something similar. Anyway once... I text back, saying "sat opposite someone who is clearly wearing a wig". The text convo furthers "Pics". I'm then sat there trying to take a pic of the beast, and BOOOOOM it wasn't on silent. Everybody sits there looking at me. Clearly no explanation for what I was doing, so I just come out with it. "I was trying to get a picture of this mans wig, i'm not going to lie."
Nobody replied, the bloke just sat there looking at me saying WHY with his eyes.
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
Jesus Wept did you?
Mind you some Mongs are fit tbh
only seth would say this
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LeeM
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I get it when I've got morning meetings and I'm pretty tired, feel the semi comin then feel your eyes start to droop and there's nothin you can do to stop it
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by Whittie
As regarding to the thread title.
To set the scene, i'm sat in Blackpool in on a meeting of a company merge, with 2 friends, theres around 8 people around the table.
Texting is a bad one for me. Usually somebody texts saying "What you up to" or something similar. Anyway once... I text back, saying "sat opposite someone who is clearly wearing a wig". The text convo furthers "Pics". I'm then sat there trying to take a pic of the beast, and BOOOOOM it wasn't on silent. Everybody sits there looking at me. Clearly no explanation for what I was doing, so I just come out with it. "I was trying to get a picture of this mans wig, i'm not going to lie."
Nobody replied, the bloke just sat there looking at me saying WHY with his eyes.
your avatar even matches this post
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pow
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Lob on has happened to me in a meeting before
I also sprayed plum juice all over a bosses laptop on Tuesday night
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RichR
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plum juice?
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Jambo
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Dave either that is a really poor choice of words or you need help
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RichR
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why were you wanking over you boss's laptop?
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dan_m1les
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Why were you drinking "plum" juice?
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SetH
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plum juice is that the stuff that leaks out of your grapes (when you have piles) in your ass?
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Whittie
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Aye, you either spunked on your bosses desk, implying you were wanking over him. Or you're drinking plum juice.
Either way, both are proper gay mate. Doesn't help your situation
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