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Matty W
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19th Apr 11 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go for a dump, reach for the bog roll and find an empty cardboard tube

stuck here now.. diddnt bring my phone to call for help
Cavey
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quote:
Originally posted by music1990
go for a dump, reach for the bog roll and find an empty cardboard tube

stuck here now.. diddnt bring my phone to call for help


what are you on here with then?
Matty W
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19th Apr 11 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
laptop.. just grabbed and ran

thought id be here for a while

[Edited on 19-04-2011 by music1990]
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This is why you need wet wipes, not only are they excellent for giving a post-wipe polish, but they also don't run out at the same time enabling emergency wiping and the opportunity to re-stock.
Matty W
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i can see cotton buds, theyre just out of arms reach though.
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Ghost shits are far more annoying
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Is it just me that checks for paper before I go

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Matty W
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19th Apr 11 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Crisis averted.. brother was walking past.. getting him to post me some under the door
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My mum always makes sure theres plenty of boggy in, especially on a Sunday morning.
Simon
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no other option then, its going to be a pain cleaning shit out from in between the keys
Jed D
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haahaahahahha love this one!

advantage NO.1 of being a parent to a toddler.

there's always babywipes somewhere in the bathroom


if your lucky there's nappy bags knocking around to destroy the evidence
Scotty C
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19th Apr 11 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What I do is pull me trousers up and then lightly walk to the other toilet
Matt H
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19th Apr 11 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQtrdAvP1YY
Matty W
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quote:
Originally posted by Scotty C
What I do is pull me trousers up and then lightly walk to the other toilet


shaking free any cling-ons to avoid squelching
Jed D
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quote:
Originally posted by music1990
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty C
What I do is pull me trousers up and then lightly walk to the other toilet


shaking free any cling-ons to avoid squelching



WINITS IN THE MAKING
Jed D
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19th Apr 11 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ALWAYS KEEP A DECNT COPY OF TOTAL VAUX NEXT TO THE BOG INCASE OF EMERGENCY

[Edited on 19-04-2011 by JedDy]
Jake
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wet wipes keep dynarod in business
C2RL R
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19th Apr 11 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just jumped in the shower last time this happened.
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
I just jumped in the shower last time this happened.


What the actual F
JaffaTB
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just go paki style and use the back of your hand
adiohead
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[ignores racism]


quote:
Originally posted by music1990
Crisis averted.. brother was walking past.. getting him to post me some under the door


you have a space under your door? like a cubicle???
RCoughtrie
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20th Apr 11 at 10:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wipe your arse with the cardboard tube
Fro
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
Is it just me that checks for paper before I go


I always check after being caught out in the past

Clean poos are the nuts though
Matty W
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
[ignores racism]


quote:
Originally posted by music1990
Crisis averted.. brother was walking past.. getting him to post me some under the door


you have a space under your door? like a cubicle???


No, its a normal door, but the gap is big enough to get a sheet of bog roll under.. just pulled through the amount required
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I've used newspaper before. Flushes surprisingly well.

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