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Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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3rd May 11 at 10:58

But as of 16th of May I am leaving my place of work, 11 years 9 months of service.

Thank god thats over with, now can concentrate on other aspects of my life.

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3rd May 11 at 10:59

Cool story bro.

Russ

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Location: Armchair
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3rd May 11 at 11:01

Mike GSi

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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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3rd May 11 at 11:02

What did/do you do and what are you planning on doing?

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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3rd May 11 at 11:05

He did used to have a lovely fiancee, he now fucks tarts with no carpets and class A drug habits.

Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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3rd May 11 at 11:09

He is going to paint her bare floorboards for her.

adiohead

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3rd May 11 at 11:11

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
He is going to paint her bare floorboards for her.

Is that a euphemism?

that actually sounds quite hot, tbh.

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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3rd May 11 at 11:11

I don't fuck anyone.

spencer88

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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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3rd May 11 at 11:12

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I don't fuck anyone.

He rapes.

Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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3rd May 11 at 11:12

Oh Ill need to reword it if we are going to use it as a euphemism..

He is going to paint her badly shaven and a little bruised floorboards for her.

Hammer

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3rd May 11 at 11:15

He is chopping her part-worn skirting boards with his blunt saw.

adiohead

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3rd May 11 at 11:17

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Oh Ill need to reword it if we are going to use it as a euphemism..

He is going to paint her badly shaven and a little bruised floorboards for her.

*faints*

Dom

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3rd May 11 at 11:18

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Cool story bro.

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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3rd May 11 at 11:18

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/we-will-recover-from-this%2c-pledge-fearmongers-201105033765/

VegasPhil

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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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3rd May 11 at 11:22

Ollie is the forest on fire near you?

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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3rd May 11 at 11:23

Crowthorne, yes. Roads closed all over the place.

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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3rd May 11 at 11:45

have u got another job lined up or going on the rock n roll and getting your mrs up the duff?

Smoke weed everyday

[Edited on 03-05-2011 by MatthewR]

Mike GSi

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Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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3rd May 11 at 11:47

quote:
Originally posted by Mike GSi
What did/do you do and what are you planning on doing?

Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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3rd May 11 at 11:49

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=598827

Root

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3rd May 11 at 11:54

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Cool story bro.

Mike GSi

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Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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3rd May 11 at 11:57

Oh i see. Thanks Lawrah.

I done the opposite, I have worked physically hard since school but this time last year i got a job at a power station and tbf do fuck all for fairly good money.

I always tell myself how hard it would be getting back into the real world of working.

I find that a manual job actually makes you feel better and motivated in the evenings where as a job like mine has the opposite affect, which doesnt make sense.

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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3rd May 11 at 12:23

when do you actually get the cash? dont go mad

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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3rd May 11 at 12:23

coke binge.

Robo C20Let

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Registered: 22nd Feb 10
Location: Somewhere inside your mom !!!
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3rd May 11 at 12:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY5uVRmsw_o

lol i joke, im thinking of leaving mine

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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3rd May 11 at 12:25

Don't spend it all on Star Silver Corsa B Sports with green tinted windows.

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