Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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I need some ideas to wind a bloke up at work.
The bloke is a complete Cnut. Moans about every singl thing anyone ever does wrong to make himself look better. Yet he is one of the worst fitters here.
Today I shoveled up some dog shit from outside and at the formans request laid it infront of this guys box. It resulted in a scrap between the Forman and said guy. So while he's on the down I'd like to continue as he has caused me Alot of shit over past few months.
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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A storesman at our palce was arrested for stealing from the company and selling the items on Ebay. When he came back to collect his belongings, he bought a bag of shit and piss with him and taped it to the underside of the head of stores chair.
For weeks the smell in stores got worse and worse, it was fucking rank. When they eventually found it, it had putrified and gone green.
Shit in his tool box tbh
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Eddx14xe
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Registered: 12th Jan 10
Location: Hertfordshire
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Just keep moving his tools etc when he puts them down. Will soon think hes going mad
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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Ideally I want something not very obvious so I dont end up in aload of shit lol
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SXIBLK
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Registered: 9th Feb 10
Location: Barnoldswick
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Tape his main tools to the underside of the desk really pisses people off at my place
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Matty W
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Registered: 31st Jan 11
Location: Ashton-in-Makerfield, Greater Manchester
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Smear grease user the draw handles on his toolbox. Ball up rubber gloves, pelt them at him and hide. Order obscure items to be delivered in his name...
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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get a black man to give him aids
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Matty W
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Registered: 31st Jan 11
Location: Ashton-in-Makerfield, Greater Manchester
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Tell him if you shake an imaginary salt shaker on your tounge, you can actually taste it. Try it
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harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Eddx14xe
Just keep moving his tools etc when he puts them down. Will soon think hes going mad
So simple but would work well
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Copper Grease stuff that he'll have to use. But underneath etc so he cant see till he grabs it.
Used to have this done to me as an apprentice and it was extremely annoying!
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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Ive just told a fellow apprentice we have to be at our main hub for a conference call on monday. Its a hour drive each way for him..... We actually have the day off and can take the call at home lol
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giles92
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Registered: 22nd Nov 10
Location: Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
Ive just told a fellow apprentice we have to be at our main hub for a conference call on monday. Its a hour drive each way for him..... We actually have the day off and can take the call at home lol
thats just nasty 
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thegsi
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Registered: 3rd Feb 07
Location: Kidderminster Drives: Evo (you can't afford one)
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Anything with silicone of grease is always a good bet. Coat all his tools in it or put silicone in his gloves?
Failing that, get someone to call up pretending to be a customer and kick up a fuss that he was rude.
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SteveoBC
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Registered: 22nd Feb 07
Location: Bucks
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take all his tools out his box, hide em and replace the tools with polystyrene balls out of packaging boxes
or wipe filler/grease on the inside of the arse section of his overalls
or if he has steel toe cap boots, weld shit to em or weld em to a girder in the workshop
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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Have welded boots together before too
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Cum in his face.
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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Scoop a tub of copper grease up his exhaust pipe and poke it right inside with some rag on a broom handle, it will smoke for months.
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Ryan
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Registered: 23rd Jun 08
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Cover the underside of his draws with marking out blue.
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ChrisBoom
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Registered: 6th Dec 06
Location: Highland
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Favourite at my work is ground up carbon gouging rods in their gloves, black shit that doesnt come off for days. Or weld all their tools to the workbench.
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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DO something that cant get you fired, i.e his car or something outside of the workplace.
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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both realisticly can get you fired
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Copper grease all his tools, grease inside his hard hat (if applicable), grease inside boots etc etc
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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We tape eachothers tools to benches when people aren't looking, Another is to turn stuff around the opposite way from how they are working.
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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I need things that are completely unobvious.
Ive done silly things like move tools from where left etc.
Unplugged torch on charge everynight so it didnt look like i had done it.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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put glitter somewhere, so all day and night he is haunted by it.
stuff gets everywhere
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