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Gower
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   10th Apr 03 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not only am i not allowed to park on the drive but im also not allowed to park outside my house.
Reason being? They are getting a fucking Jag S-type which is about 4 miles long. I now have to park over the road.
I cant park on drive because the car is so long they will have to park it diagnally. I cant park on side of road because it means they will have to bump up the kerb to get on drive.
They are not getting the car untill the end of may but he needs "practice".
Im only here during the day anyway so the sooner i get a job the fucking better.

[Edited on 10-04-2003 by SetH]
Tiger
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10th Apr 03 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your fcuking whose mum and stepdad

[Edited on 10-04-2003 by Tiger]
Ojc
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10th Apr 03 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Gower
Andy4B
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10th Apr 03 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stepdads always deserve to get ten shades of shite kicked out of them. Bust the fcuker's face up.
Patrick
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10th Apr 03 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My mums getting a Merc CLK Kompresser so I'm gonna have the same problem!
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hardy fucking ha
Ojc
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10th Apr 03 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My dad is getting a Bell Huey gunship.
antonOO2
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10th Apr 03 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mum has big f-off people carrier atleast yours is good to look at mr dad has a ZT so i have to slot in the little gap in the middle ,so the post man catches me cars with is bike ,and the paper boy
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think the time has come to move my computer to my girlfriends then i have absolutley NO reason to come around here.
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by antonOO2
my mum has big f-off people carrier atleast yours is good to look at mr dad has a ZT so i have to slot in the little gap in the middle ,so the post man catches me cars with is bike ,and the paper boy


Jags are not nice to look at. Only if you are old and retiring.
antonOO2
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10th Apr 03 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do you have to pay the phone bil at home
antonOO2
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10th Apr 03 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah i spose so ,is he old then
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dont use the phone at home.
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He is about 54 i think. My mum is 49. They are retiring in 2 years and pissing off to great yarmouth.

[Edited on 10-04-2003 by Gower]
Sooty
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10th Apr 03 at 16:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

German POS
antonOO2
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10th Apr 03 at 16:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do you get the house when they pi$$ off
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol, No they will be selling it. I cannot afford it.
antonOO2
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10th Apr 03 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ow i thought thy might leave it as a gift
Gower
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10th Apr 03 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i wish
Dan B
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10th Apr 03 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My parents could buy a stretched-limo, and I'd still be able to fit on the drive......it quite easily fits 4 cars on it!
Demo
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10th Apr 03 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

@ Dan B --> dont boast you c unt
Andy Stocker
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10th Apr 03 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What ever happened to your sister Gower?
Jamie
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10th Apr 03 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dan B
My parents could buy a stretched-limo, and I'd still be able to fit on the drive......it quite easily fits 4 cars on it!


Can get AT LEAST 9 cars round the back of my house, and 2 round the front
Adam-D
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10th Apr 03 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what a twat
leave keys in its door on the way out someone will see it hey presto no jag
Demo
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10th Apr 03 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or you could just burn it and that would also give you a cheap nights entertainment

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