stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Just had two of these fucktards coming to my door...
Once they had realised we werent going to answer the door (During which time i put some rediculously loud jungle on and made orgasm noises behind the door), they walked around the back of the house and INTO MY GARDEN where i had then gone to hide, and started to preach all his fucking balls to me.
I basically told him he is wrong and so is his religion, and that it was all stemmed from lies and that onyone who believed it was a moron.
Do i go to his door and preach my views to him?? No. My views are MY views and if he has different ones, thats fine. But to come onto my property uninvited and talk at me about why he is right is just rude!
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Why would you go in to your garden to hide  stay in the house and ignore them and they will go away, if they're persistant and keep at it then go to the door and tell them to go away.
[Edited on 03-06-2011 by DannyB]
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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I wasnt expecting him to go round the back of the house!!
I may make a sign for any further visits....
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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You should have done them for breaking and entering!
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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Hiding in the garden 
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Citizens arrest. I like it.
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gazza808
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Registered: 30th Jun 08
Location: Peterborough
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My house is on the banned/stay away list for them haa,
My dad has basically locked two pairs of them in the house and taught them all about evolution etc even got the flip chart out lol!!
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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There is only one word you need in these situations and it is "Why"; It is one of the funniest things you can ask; just say why to literally everything they say, they get tongue tied and walk off
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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You played music? are you 5?
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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I usually invite them in and tell them all about my religion. Satanism 
Scares the motherfucking shit outta them! HAHA!
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Jed D
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Location: Durham
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there's some at the end of my street, very strange as people but very friendly. dont force there religion on others, and i respect them for that
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by gazza808
My dad has basically locked two pairs of them in the house and taught them all about evolution etc even got the flip chart out lol!!
I remember years ago, my dad asked them a question about god or something they couldn't answer and they said they'll get back to him...
... they never did 
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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hiding in the garden ? wtf
they're fucking jehova's witnesses, not the fucking krays.
jesus christ man, do you want me to cut my balls off and attach them to your penis for you?
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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Playing loud jungle music and making orgasm noises
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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off topic, some african people went into my dads back garden before and banged on the conservatory door asking if he had any clothes he didn't want.
strangest scene ever.
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Matty SRi
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Cant believe you hid in the garden Should of just let them in, let them sit down, then go upstairs and get butt naked, come down and sit in front of them, and ask them who's next.
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N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty SRi
Cant believe you hid in the garden Should of just let them in, let them sit down, then go upstairs and get butt naked, come down and sit in front of them, and ask them who's next.
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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my exes dad answered the door once as he was chopping a pig up to sell joints to his mates, and it was a jo jo. was quite amusing to imagine a jo jo running away seeing a bloke answer the door with a butchers knife and a pinny covered in blood!
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Mate of mine chased some down the street in his boxers cos they woke him up at 8 on a Saturday
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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Why do they always send the good looking girls/milfs to my house, I sometimes get an urge to invite them in and whip it out.
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tom130691
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Registered: 13th Sep 08
Location: Daventry
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i have a Muslim house mate at uni he stands and argues with them for hours, mainly to take the piss
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy L
Playing loud jungle music and making orgasm noises
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
Hiding in the garden
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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I simply tell then I'm not interested, sorry.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
I simply tell then I'm not interested, sorry.
Ok deano, calm down mate.
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