Jed D
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is it just my poor diet or does your farts stink like a dead rat that's been regurgitated by maggots...
i'd say i have on average 4 tins of stella 6 nights a week but had a break for about 4 days and my farts smell loads better..
random i know but i wanna know am i shitting my rotten liver out slowly? haha
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DannyB
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Ofcoures it's bad for you, excessive drinking of any kind is. Your farts will be honking because of the beer too, definitely.
[Edited on 09-06-2011 by DannyB]
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Marc
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4 cans a night?
Almost verging on being an alcoholic!
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Jimbothebarbarian
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Dude I'm a proper alcoholic and my guff's fucking stink..
So yeah it's the beer. I took a month off the pop not so long ago. It was much better smelling but slightly more boring..
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Archie
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Nothing better than basking in the smell of your own farts
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Jake
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4 cans a night might have something to do with it
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Archie
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I stopped drinking juice/alcohol about 7 days ago and have drank nothing but 1.5-2 litres of bottled water a day and my shit smells sweet.
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corsadonk
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The worst is when you feel sick from the night before, have a dirty stinking stale beer smelling shit, which makes you gag, get off the bog to be sick, and the smell makes it worst so your even more sick, but you still need a shit. 
Or is that just me 
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DannyB
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I only drink Ciders and my farts are brutal after them, proper loud rasping smelly ones.
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Ian
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I wouldn't be able to narrow it down to any one thing tbh.
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Archie
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My shit always stinks proper after a bottle of buckfast and a few cans.
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I only drink Ciders and my farts are brutal after them, proper loud rasping smelly ones.
Cider ruins me the next day
Not had a drink in over a month now
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DannyB
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I only drink 3-4 bottles a week though, not really a big drinker.
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Simon L
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I'm the same with Stella, and Peroni is even worse!
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Jed D
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thanks for this, thought it was just my poor diet
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adiohead
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Beer doesn't make your farts smell, it's probably the spicy food you're eating
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brebaz
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I only drink Ciders and my farts are brutal after them, proper loud rasping smelly ones.
YOu had the stella cider?? Mingin.com
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DannyB
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I only drink Kopparburgs and now Rekorderlig ( thanks to Shell ) 
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Hammer
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Stella is rotten, if that's the smell coming out your arse think what it does to your guts.
Always end up with a bouncing sore head after drinking Stella.
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Ronson
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Stella is rotten, if that's the smell coming out your arse think what it does to your guts.
Always end up with a bouncing sore head after drinking Stella.
I get a "bouncing sore head" after, I shit you not, 1 can/pint of Stella.
Stella is, so far, the only thing that does this to me, oh it also turns my shit into liquid after 1 can/pint, actual liquid shits like I'm pissing out my arse!
Tyskie is good stuff, makes you feel slightly rough the next day even after a couple, but my god I fucking love it! Its also stronger than Stella (5.6%) and tastes a lot nicer too!
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sc0ott
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My pee smells like sugar puffs after eating them.
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Sam
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A friend of mine drinks two bottles of wine to himself every night (this is true BTW I lived in a house with him for a short period of time and he downs it like it was water)!
I wonder if he's still alive... 
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by Ronson
I get a "bouncing sore head" after, I shit you not, 1 can/pint of Stella.
Stella is, so far, the only thing that does this to me, oh it also turns my shit into liquid after 1 can/pint, actual liquid shits like I'm pissing out my arse!
if this is true then you probably have some underlying problem causing this.
One can of lager shouldn't make you shit liquid
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Jambo
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I've drunk every night this week and I feel shite. How the fuck do you do that all the time?!
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Jed D
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Beer doesn't make your farts smell, it's probably the spicy food you're eating
i dont eat anything spicy, dont like it
and i never get hangovers unless im guzzling it.
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