Matty SRi
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Forensics went to draw a chalk line around her... She rolled over and tried to sniff it
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by mattk
she isnt dead, they tried to draw a white line round her body and she jumped up and snorted it
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Matty SRi
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Amy Winehouse will be best remembered for her sense of humour.
The paramedics at the scene found her donor card
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Hammer
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Go to Sickipedia and get over it.
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Ojc
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What do Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse have in common?
Both had a 10 year old crack addiction
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Rick Draper
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So, Amy Winehouse is dead. To be honest, we all saw it coming.
But Rupert Murdoch knew about it two months ago....
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sand-eel
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These amy winehouse jokes are shite
Its only a matter of time before some funny ones are made.
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Russ
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Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile. If you're after a smack in the face you're going about it the right way
[Edited on 25-07-2011 by Russ]
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
These amy winehouse jokes are shite
Its only a matter of time before some funny ones are made.
Agreed. Need to make some one liners.
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Ojc
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile. If you're after a smack in the face you're going about it the right way
[Edited on 25-07-2011 by Russ]
Massively over rated musican. All his music is mediocre.
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Russ
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Drakes only real inspiration
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chris_uk
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woof.
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Ingham
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At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the most shiny surface known to man.
Jade Goody's head.
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Tomnova16
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Her stomach looks like the lower part of a flak vest
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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FAZ
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disgusting
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nathy_87
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Amy winwhouse was at the Pearly gates, she gets there and notices a load of foreigners. St Peter spots Amy and says, "Amy come to the front, you might aswell it's going to take me ages to get a Norwegion translator for these lot".
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Jambo
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
quote: Originally posted by Russ
Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile. If you're after a smack in the face you're going about it the right way
Massively over rated musican. All his music is mediocre.
You need help boyo
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Ojc
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Na he is good, but I don't like him at all. Music is boring.
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Russ
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If people want to make Amy Whinehouse jokes can you please form a line.
It's what she would of wanted.
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Jake
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would have
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pow
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quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
Amy winwhouse was at the Pearly gates, she gets there and notices a load of foreigners. St Peter spots Amy and says, "Amy come to the front, you might aswell it's going to take me ages to get a Norwegion translator for these lot".
I'm not one that takes offence to Jezza on Top Gear, but that one is a little on the line.
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Jake
would have
wolverhampton, of
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by pow
quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
Amy winwhouse was at the Pearly gates, she gets there and notices a load of foreigners. St Peter spots Amy and says, "Amy come to the front, you might aswell it's going to take me ages to get a Norwegion translator for these lot".
I'm not one that takes offence to Jezza on Top Gear, but that one is a little on the line.
Offensive for offensives sake. Terrible 'joke'.
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nathy_87
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well if i could find the "sick joke thread" i would've posted it in there.
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