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xa0s
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29th Aug 11 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

went go karting at sandown park today, usually hand car keys in at reception so u dont have to take me on the kart with you.

after the session, my mate went and got my key without me knowing. they didnt know we were together or anything. he said he saw an audi key in the drawer and to see if i can blag it

walked over, can i have my key plz, what car, audi... *hands key*, thanks

walk outside waving the key pushing the button, hear a beep behind transit.. walk round... RS6 V10 parked next to a 911 Turbo

car is unlocked, no CCTV, key in hand ready to go in a DSG RS6.

heart was pounding haha

we were walking back in and as i handed the key back the owner was asking for it and they said it isnt there etc... so fucking worrying! chatted to the guy, explained it was a test and shit, he was sound and let us sit in it + rev the 911 Turbo... decent chaps

just shows how easy it is though, mate is convinced his dads mate knows people who'd pay £10k for it instantly if delivered to his garage with the key. shocking how bad their system is i guess but i suppose they dont expect £70k Audi's to be sat there

i've never stolen anything in my life and deep down i wouldn't be able to, but i had a feeling go through me that i hadn't felt before, it was a massive buzz just holding the key, hearing the alarm pip etc.

just thought i'd share, everyone i've told so far found it interesting

inb4 flame + knob + dickhead + stuff
BarnshaW
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29th Aug 11 at 21:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you sound like a well respectable person, dickhead.

oh yeah, that is even IF this story is true.
bigron1988
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29th Aug 11 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

troll
xa0s
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nah truth, nothing to troll about, didnt do any harm and guys were sound about it, stood chatting to them for a good 15 mins about cars n stuff
Jake
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29th Aug 11 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stuff
BarnshaW
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course you did
xa0s
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29th Aug 11 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
course you did

i got their names on my timing sheet, lets keep the troll comments coming then hopefully i can find 'em and get photos/ask 'em to verify blah blah

me and 3 mates were there anyway
John
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29th Aug 11 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck off will you.
xa0s
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Fuck off will you.

dont read my threads will you.
BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by xa0s
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
course you did

i got their names on my timing sheet, lets keep the troll comments coming then hopefully i can find 'em and get photos/ask 'em to verify blah blah

me and 3 mates were there anyway


with all due respect as someone posted in another thread earlier you can get an RS6 for 12k hardly worth getting a boner over
Eck
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29th Aug 11 at 21:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I... Ho... Fuck this shit, I'm outta here.
Jake
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29th Aug 11 at 21:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

daytona sandown?
IvIarkgraham
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As if
xa0s
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
quote:
Originally posted by xa0s
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
course you did

i got their names on my timing sheet, lets keep the troll comments coming then hopefully i can find 'em and get photos/ask 'em to verify blah blah

me and 3 mates were there anyway


with all due respect as someone posted in another thread earlier you can get an RS6 for 12k hardly worth getting a boner over

Erm a 2010 V10 DSG RS6 for £12k? right-o...

was identical to this but in grey

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2615839.htm
xa0s
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29th Aug 11 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
daytona sandown?

ya

buy 1 get 1 free bank holiday monday, was on at 2pm and 4pm
connollygt30
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29th Aug 11 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I know what i would have done if i was the audi owner...kicked you and your mates fucking cunts in even if it was true which i dont!

Stop watching gone in 60 seconds and go to bed!
xa0s
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quote:
Originally posted by connollygt30
I know what i would have done if i was the audi owner...kicked you and your mates fucking cunts in even if it was true which i dont!

Stop watching gone in 60 seconds and go to bed!

why would u have done that?
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by xa0s
quote:
Originally posted by Jake
daytona sandown?

ya

buy 1 get 1 free bank holiday monday, was on at 2pm and 4pm


sweet. i think i know one or two people that work there so i will ask and put this to rest
xa0s
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
Originally posted by xa0s
quote:
Originally posted by Jake
daytona sandown?

ya

buy 1 get 1 free bank holiday monday, was on at 2pm and 4pm


sweet. i think i know one or two people that work there so i will ask and put this to rest

cool thanks

tell them 1x skoda key, my mates S3 key, 1x 911 Turbo, 1x Smart Car and 1x RS6 (the last 3 was together)

took the RS6 key, went outside, came back in and handed it back shaking my head saying it was a £70k car u just gave me the key too
BarnshaW
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29th Aug 11 at 21:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just waiting for graham88 to come in and defend this joker now
xa0s
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29th Aug 11 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i dunno if you can see this but

https://www.clubspeedtiming.com/daytonasp/HeatDetails.aspx?HeatNo=13918

i'm luke leary in 7th (the top 5-6 karts were the 2 stroke karts, much faster), he was in one of them, so his name is in top 3 i guess as he was one of the quickest there, ex motorcross racer apparantly so his 911 turbo-owning mate was bragging about
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quote:
Originally posted by xa0s
quote:
Originally posted by connollygt30
I know what i would have done if i was the audi owner...kicked you and your mates fucking cunts in even if it was true which i dont!

Stop watching gone in 60 seconds and go to bed!

why would u have done that?


For just being immature wee dicks even doing something like that
xa0s
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29th Aug 11 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
just waiting for graham88 to come in and defend this joker now

he wasnt there, why would he defend me?

just cus a story is on the internet doesn't make it fake/false...

its hardly unbelievable
BarnshaW
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29th Aug 11 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you were blatantly too ashamed to ask for the skoda key
xa0s
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29th Aug 11 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
you were blatantly too ashamed to ask for the skoda key

if that was the case i wouldn't own a skoda...

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