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nathy_87
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   6th Sep 11 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Right missus has asked me to write a poem (albeit funny or lovey dovey) in her birthday card. My mind is blank, so I'm doing the dreadful task of handing it over to you guys. If I choose yours, you will get Ł5 in your bank account tomorrow.
Tomnova16
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6th Sep 11 at 21:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
happy birthday

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Jake
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6th Sep 11 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
roses are red violets are twisted bend over love youre about to get fisted
Tomnova16
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6th Sep 11 at 21:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
now get the fuck back in the kitchen

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Mike
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6th Sep 11 at 21:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can't be arsed to write a poem for your missus, I bet you'd have wrote one for Gianluigi
DannyB
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6th Sep 11 at 21:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems, potato
Jed D
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6th Sep 11 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
need to know a bit more about your misses? a lot more
Mike
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6th Sep 11 at 21:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think what JedDy means to say is, pics?
pow
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6th Sep 11 at 21:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shes a bi 3some lover who lives with her ex boyfriend
Jed D
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6th Sep 11 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Shes a bi 3some lover who lives with her ex boyfriend


really!!?? pics? 3sum lover!!! location??
nathy_87
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6th Sep 11 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
excpet for that lst bit pow.

Pay Ł12.50 and you'll see pics (if they are still there).


Ps you lot are shit at this, thought I'd have a few Purple Ronnies, ah well never mind ya boring lot.

[Edited on 06-09-2011 by nathy_87]
Mike
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6th Sep 11 at 21:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
Pay Ł12.50 and you'll see pics (if they are still there).


I'm bored of them ones now
nathy_87
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6th Sep 11 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Plus she has lost a lot of weight since those photos.
3CorsaMeal
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6th Sep 11 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Happy Birthday to the love of my life,
If i was fork, you'd be my knife.
Your eyes sparkle like a field full of glitter
Now go upstairs and prepare me your shitter
Rob R
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6th Sep 11 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Seeing as its your birthday,
At home I'll be staying,
Now get to the bedroom,
For a good bloody dreying

Now I hope you're not hoping,
For a mouth full of spunk,
As you know I can't get it up for you,
Unless I'm well and truly drunk



[Edited on 06-09-2011 by Rob R]
Jed D
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6th Sep 11 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rub-a-dub-dub you have put on a lot of chub
but you still give good head
and cook me nice grub
happy birthday SLAAAAAAAAG
nathy_87
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6th Sep 11 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Was going really until the last line.


^ Was to 3CM.

[Edited on 06-09-2011 by nathy_87]
Mike
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6th Sep 11 at 22:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO
Jed D
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6th Sep 11 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
.... and their off
nathy_87
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6th Sep 11 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh i forgot to mention, I'll be getting my car from Moonpig,
Mike
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6th Sep 11 at 22:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In that case you deffo need to use 3CM's
3CorsaMeal
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6th Sep 11 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This card is from moonpig, which i will now call you.

Because you come from space and smell like poo.

Happy Birthday Moonpig!!!
Rob R
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6th Sep 11 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I really would like to treat you
To a fine selection of bra's
But me and you both know
Id rather spend money on cars

But fear not hunny,
Not all has been wasted
Take off then knickers I bought you
As your fanneh is gona get pasted
AndyCorsaSport
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6th Sep 11 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
This card is from moonpig, which i will now call you.

Because you come from space and smell like poo.

Happy Birthday Moonpig!!!


Matty SRi
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6th Sep 11 at 22:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There's snow on the roof
And you creak when you start
But all that I see
Is the smoke when you fart


[Edited on 06-09-2011 by Matty SRi]

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