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Author So I had a strange delivery the other day.... (NSFWish...boobies)
flybikeslee
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   29th Feb 12 at 10:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So had a delivery the other day, not signed for or anything and no clues to what was in the box. So opened it to find a return address.... the contents...well....
















Notice the urgent delivery part...the house hasn't had a tenant for the last 6+ months, and the guy it was address to is down under (not Austrailia either....)

Obviously had a look on ebay....nothing like that on there. Been on the companys website and there's £500 worth of stuff....now the question is were to offload it, any dude wanna look like a lady?

[Edited on 29-02-2012 by flybikeslee]
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Whittie
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WTF.....

ps. NSFW warning might be needed for the boobs
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29th Feb 12 at 10:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I nearly pissed myself when we opened the box

I still reckon you should drop some boobie growing pills into Marks dinner
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
WTF.....

ps. NSFW warning might be needed for the boobs


good call. im in work currently boss thinks it's hilarious
flybikeslee
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
I nearly pissed myself when we opened the box

I still reckon you should drop some boobie growing pills into Marks dinner


they're big enough. may sample the hair retardent cream. cba shaving...
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29th Feb 12 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just put "beard Retard" into google and nic barnes came up

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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
no clues to what was in the box.


Yeah, OK then. 'No idea'
flybikeslee
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29th Feb 12 at 10:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a plain brown box...how would i have any idea?
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Paypal receipt from iwannabeachickwithadick.com?
sc0ott
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29th Feb 12 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Give it a try and report back with the results
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if these were to make a woman into a bloke i would have grabed them cos he bitches and wines and crys like a woman
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Give it a try and report back with the results
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should donate them to Lawrah.
thegsi
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29th Feb 12 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and you say you DIDN'T order this? Sure...
flybikeslee
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Originally posted by thegsi
and you say you DIDN'T order this? Sure...


it was address to a Jamie Pescaglini but i have no idea who the cunt is?
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I'd happily grow myself a pair of tits like those tbf
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
should donate them to Lawrah.


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If i Grew them boobies i wouldnt get out of bed
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Lol, just realised who it is haha
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Wait till you get a girlfriend, sneak into food = bigger bristols = winner
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quote:
Originally posted by jacko198
Wait till you get a girlfriend, sneak into food = bigger bristols = winner


I have some stories to tell you next time i see you
it involves girls falling downstairs and me asking if the radiator was ok
thegsi
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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
quote:
Originally posted by thegsi
and you say you DIDN'T order this? Sure...


it was address to a Jamie Pescaglini but i have no idea who the cunt is?


Fair play to you lad.

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