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Mattb
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5th Mar 12 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Massively random, but after this eves Walking Dead i have been thinking..

If it happened and zombies started eating the next door neighbours what would you do? Where would you go? How would you try and stay alive?

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Reminds me of Call of Duty World at War,used that plenty of times.


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I've thought about this loads! I would hope that I was in America at the time it broke out or somewhere else where it is easy ish to gather weapons. I would stick on my own for a little while and stay off the radar. It all depends on the type of zombies as to where I would hide out. If they were like the "I am legend" type then it would be easy to move around during the day so I would probably do lots of exploring and looking for food or better places to crash at night.
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I really want to get one of those one day
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Easy. Straight to the Winchester
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Steal a boat, you dont see zombies swimming on tv.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Easy. Straight to the Winchester


This

Go and pick mum up
Kill Philip
Pick Liz up
And go to the Winchester for a cool beer
PERFECT!




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Top floor flat, just shut the door tbh. I'd like to see them climb 3 storeys to break a window. Got enough food for a couple of weeks, sorted
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I would trick them into thinking i was one of them by wearing old ripped clothes covered in ketchup, and ill have fake scars on my face etc using those kits you can buy.
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quote:
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Steal a boat, you dont see zombies swimming on tv.


That's because the human zombies cant swim so they sink to the bottom where they walk around and attack the fish, then you have zombie fish and this means your plan wont work.

They will eat though the haul then.
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quote:
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Steal a boat, you dont see zombies swimming on tv.


That's because the human zombies cant swim so they sink to the bottom where they walk around and attack the fish, then you have zombie fish and this means your plan wont work.

They will eat though the haul then.


Well, thats me fucked then.
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Depends on if they were around constant or like I am legend. Would barricade the fuck out of my house if they roamed at night and I would basically live in my loft just incase, and on a day try and gather weapons and food, also during the day start building something to lure them in and kill them, probably with fire
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Think id rather be turned into a zombie tbh, im too lazy to fuck about running away from them
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I'm enjoying this thread.


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Changed my mind seeing as my boat plan is flawed.

I'd take a few guns with me and climb this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

Like to see a zombie climb that fucker.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Sunz
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Steal a boat, you dont see zombies swimming on tv.


That's because the human zombies cant swim so they sink to the bottom where they walk around and attack the fish, then you have zombie fish and this means your plan wont work.

They will eat though the haul then.


Well, thats me fucked then.


Fuck, can you just imagine tuna zombies who can create breathing appartus. Theyll be on land in no time, stalking lions.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Changed my mind seeing as my boat plan is flawed.

I'd take a few guns with me and climb this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

Like to see a zombie climb that fucker.


Quality, i reckon that main zombie one out of I am Legend could.


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I would go nextdoor which is a VW dealership, get a nice new reliable 1.9 diesel, drive to portsmouth, ferry to France, gf parents have a farm in the French countryside, all the cheese, wine, bread and old citroens you could want.


Dig some trenches in the fields, in a 360 degree fashion and let the zombies fall in.


Oh la la.

I would take my staffies to
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http://www.amazon.com/The-Ultimate-Zombie-Apocalypse-Survival-Kit/lm/R28XMOLHVJAYPF/ref=cm_srch_res_rpli_alt_5

buy all this and get to work
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http://www.amazon.com/The-Beer-Machine-Model-2000/dp/B00012I824/ref=cm_lmf_tit_39/179-8611489-8092329

What try and get the zombies pissed? Haha


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quote:
Originally posted by DansCorsaSXi
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Changed my mind seeing as my boat plan is flawed.

I'd take a few guns with me and climb this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

Like to see a zombie climb that fucker.


Quality, i reckon that main zombie one out of I am Legend could.


I'm banking on Shaun of the Dead style zombies. They were hopeless.
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This is why I am learning to ride a horse. Eventually all fuel will be used so will need to tear around on horseback. Survival of the fittest tbh
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read the quotes lol "After a hard day of zombie slaying, you're going to need The Model 2000 Beer Machine in order to get up and do it all over again tomorrow, by The Great American Micro-Brewery Co."
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I would have to get my hands on a barret .50 cal and practice my sniper skills.

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