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Lawrah

Premium Member

Registered: 25th Dec 04
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 13:49

Im off work with bad aids..

Im beyond bored of being ill now, not moved from the sofa in about 4 days.

Ive looked at almost everything on the internet im sure.

HELP ME.

AdZ9

Member

Registered: 14th Apr 06
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 13:52

Download and start watching Breaking Bad, that's what i've been doing recently as i've been off working at home for 4 weeks whilst waiting for new job to start!

John

Member

Registered: 30th Jun 03
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 13:54

Man up and get back to work.

Seany

Member

Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 13:56

Watch some series, that what I do when I'm too ill to move. Watched modern family seasons last time.

sc0ott

Member

Registered: 16th Feb 09
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 14:31

Do some squats

adiohead

Member

Registered: 28th Sep 01
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 14:39

Eat some meat

Lawrah

Premium Member

Registered: 25th Dec 04
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 14:43

quote:
Originally posted by John
Man up and get back to work.

If I were to do that, I would definitely kill off some punters.

Jamie Walby

Member

Registered: 15th Nov 04
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 14:52

quote:
Originally posted by Seany
Watch some series, that what I do when I'm too ill to move. Watched modern family seasons last time.

Great show. Phil Dunphy has me in hysterics.

adiohead

Member

Registered: 28th Sep 01
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 14:53

Watch 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'

Probably the best TV show ever

Dom

Member

Registered: 13th Sep 03
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 14:59

Read a book, watch some films, crack-one-out. Plenty of things to do whilst ill other than browsing the interweb.......

chrisritch

Member

Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 15:05

flick your bean until you pass out

Dom

Member

Registered: 13th Sep 03
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 15:07

quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
flick your bean until you pass out

Just don't do what this guy did -

sc0ott

Member

Registered: 16th Feb 09
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 15:09

quote:
Originally posted by Dom

quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
flick your bean until you pass out

Just don't do what this guy did -

Didnt know guys had beans

Hammer

Member

Registered: 11th Feb 04
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 15:46

quote:
Originally posted by John
Man up and get back to work.

Lawrah

Premium Member

Registered: 25th Dec 04
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 16:11

SHAT AP! I can not go back to work.

Dom

Member

Registered: 13th Sep 03
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 16:20

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott

quote:
Originally posted by Dom

quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
flick your bean until you pass out

Just don't do what this guy did -

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01588/digby_1588644c.jpg

Didnt know guys had beans

Was aimed at the passing out rather than the flicking bean part of your statement.....

alan-g-w

Member

Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 16:40

Does strangulation work for girls?

Mike

Organiser: North West and North Wales
Premium Member

Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 16:43

Only one way to find out

sc0ott

Member

Registered: 16th Feb 09
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:06

If it goes bad it can still be a win win situation

Dom

Member

Registered: 13th Sep 03
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:15

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Does strangulation work for girls?

I know one or two that like to be strangled, so i guess it does....

Lawrah

Premium Member

Registered: 25th Dec 04
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:16

really.. how strange.

alan-g-w

Member

Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:32

Laura's all intrigued now

Jimmy Corkhill

Member

Registered: 9th Apr 12
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:34

just do the best Friday trick ever in the shop and put a whole jar of jam inside of your mouth and then go in to the shop and go over to the lady at the till and when she said to me are you ok i put the side of my face on her table and i let all of the jam inside of my mouth dribble out so slowly and it was dribbling out for 5 minutes as well because it was a whole jar of jam and the lady was so shocked as well and she kept saying is it jam is it jam it was so funny and she was nearly crying.

BarnshaW

Member

Registered: 25th Oct 06
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:42

Dom

Member

Registered: 13th Sep 03
User status: Offline

13th Apr 12 at 17:51

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
really.. how strange.

What ever floats your boat i guess

Edit - Which banned member is Jimmy Corkhill?

[Edited on 13-04-2012 by Dom]

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