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3CorsaMeal
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29th Apr 03 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.thesite.org/magazine/specials_crime/safety_and_reduction/how_dodgy_are_you.html#


Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Sam
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000
Gower
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Years in prison: 86.5 Potential fine: £2000
3CorsaMeal
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Does that mean u've had sex with a 15yr old?
Sam
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LMAO
BigSte
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Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000
Brett
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29th Apr 03 at 13:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
damn i got 29 years and £2000
Brett
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29th Apr 03 at 13:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'm too well behaved
Hillzlo
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Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

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Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0
Pablo
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29th Apr 03 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £7000
jay@ffwd
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29th Apr 03 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Scoundral... Years in 48 £9500
nik
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000
Nismo
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Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place... but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 90 Potential fine: £7000

scottscorsa
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29th Apr 03 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Brett
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lol, if yes is answered to all

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
drunkenfool
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Brett
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29th Apr 03 at 13:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i never said u did
Dan_Corsa
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Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000
Tommy
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Some reason its blocked ehre at work
Jason Iles
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
DanielJ
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 89.5 Potential fine: £0
LoudandProud
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29th Apr 03 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000
Wolfy
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £0

i got dome for d/l music off the net and punching someone in public!

I Need to get out more.... with you lot in jail id have nuffing to do!

[Edited on 29-04-2003 by Corsa1zero]
Tam the diesel man
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Years in prison: 61.5 Potential fine: £4500

not bad
J da Silva
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29th Apr 03 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


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