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Fonz

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3rd Aug 12 at 12:25

50 shades of Merthyr:

even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those long hours between jeremy Kyle and Loose Womenm as he approached , his smile told me it was benefit day and i knew my Lonsdale top would be handing off the lamp shade tonight, as i stood in line at the at the Job Centre as sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. it was a miture of BO, weed and lynx Apfrica. I turned around and there was Dia.

Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Lidls. there was a tramp watching, but it added to the mystery ui knew it was Love when i coudl feel the edges of his sovereign rign rub the rim of my arsehole and my life would never be the same

Balling

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Location: Denmark
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3rd Aug 12 at 12:27

James

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3rd Aug 12 at 12:27

quote:
Originally posted by Balling

Y869 SRA

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3rd Aug 12 at 12:35

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adiohead

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3rd Aug 12 at 12:35

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flybikeslee

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Location: Liverpool
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3rd Aug 12 at 12:36

shit

flybikeslee

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3rd Aug 12 at 12:36

shade 1

flybikeslee

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3rd Aug 12 at 12:37

shade 50

Balling

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Location: Denmark
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3rd Aug 12 at 12:56

3CorsaMeal

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3rd Aug 12 at 13:52

I thought 50 shades of grey was the audi colour chart page after black, red and white.

evilrob

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Registered: 16th Mar 12
Location: Your mum's house
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3rd Aug 12 at 13:53

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Originally posted by adiohead

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noshua

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3rd Aug 12 at 15:32

Fucking hell did Robbo write that?

Bart

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Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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3rd Aug 12 at 16:28

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oceansoul

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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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3rd Aug 12 at 17:10

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Joe

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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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3rd Aug 12 at 17:16

Can't work out who is cs's unfunniest member, it's between Fonz and nathy. Probably fonz

Gaz

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3rd Aug 12 at 17:33

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Originally posted by oceansoul

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MoesTavern

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3rd Aug 12 at 17:33

Go here

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

DansCorsaSXi

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3rd Aug 12 at 17:34

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j10E W

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3rd Aug 12 at 17:46

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sc0ott

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3rd Aug 12 at 17:48

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andy_mk3

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3rd Aug 12 at 18:27

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tom130691

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3rd Aug 12 at 18:42

bigron1988

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Location: Southport, Merseyside
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3rd Aug 12 at 19:32

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SteveoBC

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Location: Bucks
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3rd Aug 12 at 19:32

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FlaFFy_91

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Registered: 30th Sep 08
Location: Formby, Merseyside
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3rd Aug 12 at 20:40

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Originally posted by SteveoBC

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