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Whittie
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5th Nov 12 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bored waiting to go into theatre in hospital so could do with a giggle.
Gaz
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they are going to play with your little man whilst under, make sure you have washed him
Whittie
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He's silky smooth pal. New moisturising shower gel is excellent.
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Hospital?

Gaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
He's silky smooth pal. New moisturising shower gel is excellent.


in all seriousness, hope everything goes ok
Whittie
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Cheers mate!

Balling - Yeah buddy, penis extension.
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Makes sense...
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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Balling
Makes sense...


Huge abscess on side of face and under chin. Huge amount of pain, been waiting in a+e in Manchester all day. I'm next in the queue but people who can't light fireworks keep going before me as its more severe.
Darryl H
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Got more of a riddle.

If a snail climbs 3m during the day time and loses 2m over the night how many days does it take to climb 10m?


It's not 10

[Edited on 05-11-2012 by Darryl H]

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NHS waiting times.
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryl H
Got more of a riddle.

If a snail climbs 3m during the day time and loses 2m over the night how many days does it take to climb 10m?


It's not 10

[Edited on 05-11-2012 by Darryl H]
8?
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2.5

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Darryl H
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quote:
Originally posted by Brett
quote:
Originally posted by Darryl H
Got more of a riddle.

If a snail climbs 3m during the day time and loses 2m over the night how many days does it take to climb 10m?


It's not 10

[Edited on 05-11-2012 by Darryl H]
8?




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Balling
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Huge abscess on side of face and under chin. Huge amount of pain, been waiting in a+e in Manchester all day. I'm next in the queue but people who can't light fireworks keep going before me as its more severe.
Shit.

Hope everything turns out fine mate!

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5th Nov 12 at 21:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
2.33 days

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Russ
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3.33
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryl H
Got more of a riddle.

If a snail climbs 3m during the day time and loses 2m over the night how many days does it take to climb 10m?


It's not 10

[Edited on 05-11-2012 by Darryl H]


none. he will get squashed by a size 10 steel toe capped boot before he starts.
taylorboosh
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Its 8 imo

Also pics of ailment
Ste
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste
2.33 days


meant 3.33

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Russ
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i know mate, i know
Ad Blue B
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Alex is this the same one that was on your face when you discharged yourself from hospital just to attend the CS night out in Chester last year?!
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Who was it on here with the video of the one bursting? Rank
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Who was it on here with the video of the one bursting? Rank


That was also Whittie.

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