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Steve
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1st Apr 13 at 08:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Old queen just got me a treat, told me the water was being turned off at 8am because of a leak up the road (always happening round here as live in the sticks)

Had me jumping around into the shower at half 7

Also google nose

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en-GB/landing/nose/
Nath
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Stop calling your mum old queen you weirdo.
Steve
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No.
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Does she wash you?
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Stop calling your mum old queen you weirdo.

Not his mum, lives with a tranny.
Marc
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Some dubious things for sale on the Firebox website this morning!
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1st Apr 13 at 09:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21991622

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Marc
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Its been cold recently
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Haha found the first one of the day
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4868035/Capital-One-Cup-will-make-goals-bigger-if-ties-need-extra-time.html
VegasPhil
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Southampton have done one again

#LambertForNewZealand

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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveoBC
Haha found the first one of the day
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4868035/Capital-One-Cup-will-make-goals-bigger-if-ties-need-extra-time.html

Thats probably just a regular story in The Sun
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There was one yesterday about lampard annoucing hes signing for united
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http://www.bmw.co.uk/en/publicPools/campaign-pages/bmw-pram/bmw-pram-maam.html
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Where's Daimo, sure he'll have a good genuine story from today.
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performance retarding matts were real, his mate told him they had vauxhall part numbers
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Boden - man skirt

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Apple - Iplay
John
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About 75% of the male population would wear that these days.
Ben G
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awful attempt from pistonheads.

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=27414
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Where's Daimo, sure he'll have a good genuine story from today.


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Apple - Iplay

Could have made it convincing!
LeeM
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I got an email saying i won an 11" MacBook Air.
Marc
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Did you say get frigged you want a disc drive?
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The report on the arsenal match said that Gervinho scored the other day
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Gmail Blue

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