Gaz
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I'm usually a quick "this is what i'm after" kinda guy and make sure the wife is happy but tonight i delivered probably the most unsexy line known to me.
We're at it and things are going well, lots of fun and frolics but then I say "Are you in a fertile part of your cycle"...   I could feel the "WTF are you talking about" look as soon as I started the sentence but couldn't stop.
Whats your moment of glory (or not so glory as the case may be)?
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Russ
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inb4 am i in
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Russ
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inb4 can you feel it
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Russ
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/thread?
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Daniel_Corsa
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Lets make a thread to tell everyone I've just had sex!
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_Allan_
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'What time is Gaz due back?'
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sc0ott
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'How long do i have betore _Allan_ gets here?'
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Gaz
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should have known with CS really shouldn't I by now.
I have a child also so that means I've now had sex twice... Yay \o/
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Russ
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"ooh Sc0tt's left the watch he stole off allan"
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sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
should have known with CS really shouldn't I by now.
I have a child also so that means I've now had sex twice... Yay \o/
You have sex with your child too? That cant be right.
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_Allan_
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I want my money back 
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Gaz
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
should have known with CS really shouldn't I by now.
I have a child also so that means I've now had sex twice... Yay \o/
You have sex with your child too? That cant be right.
now now, I'm not Steve.
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Skylined
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I seductively whispered "take it" into her ear once during sexytime and she just burst out laughing. Was quite funny 
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Jamie Walby
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I have stopped and pretended to fall asleep whilst saying, 'this is better, lets just do it like this'
She promptly got off. It backfired in more ways as I was promised a sandwich afterwards which I didnt get and I love sandwiches.
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rossnomore
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I called an ex girlfriend by her mums name once while we were at it. Dont know how, or why. I got a black eye for it. Was totally worth it for the lols
[Edited on 10-04-2013 by rossnomore]
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thegsi
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I'll never forget I bumped into my mates ex in Leeds and we got talking about when they were together. She revealed that during sex one time, she said to him "Ah talk dirty to me Steve" to which he shouts "Arrgh you fucking twat!!"
Needless to say he suffered mass blaggarding afterwards!
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AlunJ
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I told mine I could get a fist in my ex whilst doing the deed, that went down well
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willay
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I had sex once
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I had sex once
How did that work out for you?
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willay
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Well I didn't post up a thread about it so use your imagination 
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baza31
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Who talks whilst having sex ffs . I don't want to talk to them normally never mind whilst balls deep . Only reason I usually talk to them in the first instance is to get a shag. Once I've finished I want to conversate less than I did before I got them in bed .
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Generation
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quote:
Originally posted by baza31
Who talks whilst having sex ffs . I don't want to talk to them normally never mind whilst balls deep . Only reason I usually talk to them in the first instance is to get a shag. Once I've finished I want to conversate less than I did before I got them in bed .
Oooh, you're so manly. Wish I was inside you
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mwg
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I think Baza might have attended one of Steve's relationship advice lessons
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Steve
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can get you get out of attention mode please
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
I think Baza might have attended one of Steve's relationship advice lessons
Lesson 1: Treat her like an absolute cunt.
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