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taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 17:43

Thanks Sophie

ljames555

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29th May 13 at 17:46

Haha had this last week 3rd time from 2 kids so not to bad

taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 17:49

Only my second time... Mrs can fish the fuckers out

Aaron

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29th May 13 at 18:17

Fuck that shit.

Not literally.

jimmy 2.1

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29th May 13 at 18:29

Just wait till they're potty training....

taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 18:43

Ooohhh dear, worse to come?

_Allan_

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29th May 13 at 18:50

What?

Looks like normal bath time to me.

[Edited on 29-05-2013 by _Allan_]

Ben J

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29th May 13 at 19:10

You're lucky it wasn't a runny one mate!

Ben G

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29th May 13 at 19:12

and people wonder why i don't want kids.

can't sit down in a restaurant with the fucker without it crying and causing a massive scene, pissing other people off.

can't bath it because it's arsehole will prolapse.

can't cuddle it because it'll throw up on you.

can't go out without making plans.

great life.

taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 19:30

First time she smiles at you

First word

First time she kisses you back

Pros way outweigh the cons

VrsTurbo

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29th May 13 at 19:31

Ben is worried he'd throw it across the room.

Dom

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29th May 13 at 19:31

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
and people wonder why i don't want kids.

can't sit down in a restaurant with the fucker without it crying and causing a massive scene, pissing other people off.

can't bath it because it's arsehole will prolapse.

can't cuddle it because it'll throw up on you.

can't go out without making plans.

great life.

Twiggy

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29th May 13 at 19:40

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
First time she smiles at you

First word

First time she kisses you back

Pros way outweigh the cons

Here here!

Gary

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29th May 13 at 19:55

Agree with ben

Bart

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29th May 13 at 20:06

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
First time she smiles at you

First word

First time she kisses you back

Pros way outweigh the cons

Agreed.

We have exactly the same bath seat, luckily no poops so far.
We have a 6 month old and a 3 year old.
Once they get to crawling and walking, their personalities really come out and everything Ben mentioned goes away.

Cavey

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29th May 13 at 20:08

Best thing I've done with my life tbh.

Never had the things that Ben mentioned either, apart from planning a night out, but usually either me or the missus rather than both of us.

She's always been good as gold in public, 2 in 2 weeks so we'll see what happens when that hits us.

DanCobb

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29th May 13 at 20:14

Not happend to me yet thank god

sc0ott

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29th May 13 at 20:14

Very much the same as the kevin and perry floater scene.

taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 20:18

Lol the seat is amazing... Such a big help

Colin

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29th May 13 at 20:23

My little girls quality, taught her to say da-da and to do clappy clappy hands last week.

I don't think there's anything which can define your life more than raising your own. Everything material becomes insignificant!!

Ben J

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29th May 13 at 20:40

This^

Aaron

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29th May 13 at 20:42

Each to their own tbh. I think it's cruel to bring more people into this world

(among many other reasons why i don't want children)

taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 20:57

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
My little girls quality, taught her to say da-da and to do clappy clappy hands last week.

I don't think there's anything which can define your life more than raising your own. Everything material becomes insignificant!!

Sophs 9 and 1/2 months now, just started crawling, can say mam, dad, nan and hiya... She waves too when she can be arsed...

Ohhh just started doing the motions of a kiss... Melts my heart tbh

FlaFFy_91

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29th May 13 at 21:27

Bloody hell...... has it been 9 months since you got banned john?

taylorboosh

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29th May 13 at 21:32

Yea was August 5th 8th or something

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