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Marc
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9th Dec 13 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who is doing it and when are you exchanging the quality merchandise?

I decided to go to one of the cheap shopping park shops this year. Got the follwoing for my £5

M&M's chocolate candle
Cupcake Salt N Pepper shakers
High heel door stop

AND and USB flashing orb.

Someone is going to be pretty pleased with all that next week
Hammer
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I've got the poof in the office again, I think the thing is rigged.

I was a bit creeped out by his reaction to the cock related gifts I gave him last year so I'm dumming it down a bit this year
Marc
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9th Dec 13 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cock related? Condoms and cucumbers?
IvIarkgraham
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9th Dec 13 at 10:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im doing it £5 limit. what the fuck can you buy?
Marc
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9th Dec 13 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pound shops all the way.
spencer88
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Willy Biscuits for the milf in the office.
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Cock related? Condoms and cucumbers?


A knitted willy warmer, a cock shaped mug and penis pasta.

[Edited on 09-12-2013 by Hammer]
Marc
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9th Dec 13 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I saw penis pasta online the other day
Gaz
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9th Dec 13 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A lad in work always resorts to signed autographs of [insert famous scandal of the month here] or a very z-list celeb with the same name.

We've had so far:
Adam wood-something - Ian Beale from eastenders
DCi Burnside from the bill
Saville
I think he had one more but cannot remember which person it was for.

eBay cheap crappy copies of course which you could do yourself.
nathy_87
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9th Dec 13 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A double sauce gun from Primark. Either £5 or £10.
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I've got the poof in the office again, I think the thing is rigged.

I was a bit creeped out by his reaction to the cock related gifts I gave him last year so I'm dumming it down a bit this year


Getting him a vagina yeah?
Jay
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10th Dec 13 at 20:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My missus has got a £5 limit too, she asked me to draw her a picture of a Focus RS cause that's what the woman had as a wedding car, worth more than a fiver as it is and she's still spent the £5 on her
Marc
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20th Dec 13 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got a Lego Star Wars Stormtrooper keyring
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20th Dec 13 at 11:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I participated in the international Secret Santa on Reddit.

Sent some guy in New Jersey a $20 amazon gift certificate as I was running out of time and didn't feel creative.

Received a University of Washington t-shirt, guide book of Seattle and some colourful whip thing that is either a cat toy or a sex toy.
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20th Dec 13 at 11:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lad in the office has forgotten who in his 'secret santa' group he has got; doesn't have the piece of paper and clearly can't ask as that defeats the point so instead he had a unisex present sent to work yesterday - the present being a set of anal beads....
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20th Dec 13 at 11:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or a cat sex toy
Russ
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20th Dec 13 at 12:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My phone number and naked photo
Hammer
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I got 5 small bottles of Absolut.

Bird in the Letting Office next door got a One Night Stand Kit and was absolutely affronted with the Cum Rag, genius
Ben J
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20th Dec 13 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got a bottle of red. Don't drink wine. It was a SS out of about 60 people though and half of us don't know each other.

When the gifts were handed out I was sat next to our Director of Hospitality. Basically my boss's boss. She's at a level you don't fuck with although she's okay to work with.

She looks a bit like Annie Lennox. Short blonde hair version.

Whoever got her, bought her an Annie Lennox CD. She tried to play it down, but she was a bit pissed off I reckon.

I know who sent it. Balls of steel. If she finds out he's fucked. She'd laugh it off but mentally blacklist him and shaft him at every opportunity.





[Edited on 20-12-2013 by Ben J]
Hammer
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An Annie Lennox CD because she bears a slight resemblance to Annie Lennox.

Nutter.
Ben J
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Tbh the pic of Annie Lennox on front cover could be our boss!
Russ
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explains why i got a photo of a cunt
chrisritch
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SVM 286
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I've never got all this lark.

Some of the staff attempted to involve me in one of these a few years back when I worked at a large franchised dealer with lots of employees. The girls in the back office just wouldn't let it go. They were obsessed with it. Like a dog with a bloody bone.

It does seem like quite a 'girl' idea/thing to do.

I had to politely decline a HELL of a lot before they would leave me the fuck alone.
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Well last year I bought that mannekin for the egocentric cock in the office.
Worked well, he didn't like it and it remained in the office even after the day he left the firm.
Didn't go down well on here but never mind.

This year I got the slut of the office so I bought her a rape alarm and condoms with the face of the colleague she's always trying to fuck on them.

I got a calendar and a book on 'weird ways to die'

Great.

Marcy Marc

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