Robbo
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Was chattign about this with my mate at the game on Sat, what are your absolute favourite chants from over the years? I have a few standard chants (the Sol Campbell double one being one) that ive always liked but i think my absolute favourites are 2 obscure ones that i only heard a few times:
He's bald, he's shit, he plays when no-ones fit Pascal Cygannn, Pascal Cygannn
And to the same tune; He cheats, he dives, he hates the Jackson 5, Luis Suarezzz, Luis Suarezzz
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Steve
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One of the worst has got to be the spurs go marching in
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Marc
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I like -
Liverrrrrrpooooollll Livvvverrrppooooool
and Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal
Genius.
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Nismo
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Yid Army
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
I like -
Liverrrrrrpooooollll Livvvverrrppooooool
and Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal
Genius.
obvious marc is obvious.
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JonnyJ
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We had one to the same tune of those Robbo for Emmanuel Panther which went
"Hes fast, he's quick, his names a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel"
"Oh Jamal Fyfield, you are the love of my life oh Jamal Fyfield, I'd let you shag my wife oh Jamal Fyfield, trust in me when i say..."
My current favourite to the tune of the Heartbeat theme song
"Da da dadada, da da dadada, da da dadada, da da dadada, Worthington, Oh Nigel Worthington is gunna take us up, Da da dadada"
A few we sung at Jon Parkin against Fleetwood
"Your belly's offside, your belly's offsiiiiide, Jonathan Parkin, your belly's offside"
"You shop at Jacamo, You shop at Jacamo, You shop at Jacamo"
and of course, the best chant in football
"YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE"
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
One of the worst has got to be the spurs go marching in
worst is "so and so's" barmy army!
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JonnyJ
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Fuck off Robbo.
YORKSHIRE'S BARMY ARMY, YORKSHIRES BARMY ARMY, YORKSHIRES BARMY ARMY
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1986
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Park ji, wherever you may be
They eat dogs in your own country
Could be worse, could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house
[Edited on 10-03-2014 by 1986]
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Mad Moe
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Heard this one about our new Dutch signing and it made me chuckle
Hes big
Hes strong
He loves to smoke a bong
Luke de Jong
Luke de Jong
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Ben J
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Ten men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley....etc.
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Robbo
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CUNT!
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Russ
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favourite i can remember was when we played Saints, they beat us 6-0 the year before and so sang..
6-0, we're gonna lose 6-0
then we scored..
6-1, we're gonna lose 6-1
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Tommy
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Yid one
When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Z that's Zakora.
To the tune of That's Amore
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nibnob21
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I'm a fan of the Giroud Hey Jude chant. So simple.
MX5 Project Thread
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Ben J
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quote: Originally posted by nibnob21
I'm a fan of the Giroud Hey Jude chant. So simple.
Yep. That's a great one.
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jr
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"We got do canio, you've got our stereo's" to Liverpool historically was a favourite of mine.
"She's got her dinner in her jacket, dinner in her jacket" to John terry
"Were winning abroad were winning abroad, how shit must you be we're winning abroad" after beating cardiff
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jr
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Also
My names is ludek miklosko
I come from near Moscow
And I play in goal for west ham
And when I walk down the street
Everyone I meet says
Oil big boys what's your name
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jr
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James Tomkins whoooaaa
James Tomkins whoooaaa
He comes from basildon
He's better than upson
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Eck
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Hullllloooo hullo, we are the billy boys...
Whenever I went to Raith Rovers, the Geordie Munroe song was amusing.
Oh no no no no, Geordie Munroe. No no no no my wee laddie...
I don't want to go, to Idaho, I'd rather stay here in Kirkcaldy!
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jr
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Cole,
Always believe in your soul,
You’ve got the power to know,
You’re indestructable,
Always believe in,
Carlton Cole.
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Gaz
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Radio 2 suggested that the rio chant about him sitting in the stands won a funniest chant of the past (so many years) award.
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stuartmitchell
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Oh the hibees are gaaay, oh the hibeees are gaay - White Stripes Seven nation army
It should of been 10, it should of been 10, you lucky b4stards, it should of been 10 - usual chant sung at the hibs following 5-1 humiliation
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_Allan_
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
I like -
Liverrrrrrpooooollll Livvvverrrppooooool
and Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal
Genius.
Do you like them more than.
United
United
United
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DC90
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bWhol0vMC4Y
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