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Adam
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19th May 03 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The chronicals of George, about a bloke working on a helpdesk it's quite long but definatly worth a read

The Chronicals of George
Sam
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19th May 03 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
Adam
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19th May 03 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
30 odd pages of total comedy
Phil Hall
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19th May 03 at 11:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Classic.
3CorsaMeal
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Sam
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19th May 03 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


"Stuff That's Supposed to Happen, Part 1: You Only Get One Phone Line"
Cybermonkey
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19th May 03 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fave line

"would like to have access to her laptop login access multi user access for that laptop and" WTF!!!
Cybermonkey
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19th May 03 at 11:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This has had me in stitches for the last 10 minutes. I want to STAB george. still reading it...
Cybermonkey
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19th May 03 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"A side-effect of the possession of her desk, no doubt. OoooOOOoooo! I am the scary user-possessed ghost desk!"
Sam
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19th May 03 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


"Sure, why not? I'm sure this guy doesn't need to do any work anyway. Why don't I take his phone while I'm at it?"
Cybermonkey
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19th May 03 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



I don't know. Are they his? Does this person even work here?



Dave
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19th May 03 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Maybe it's a stream of consciousness thing? The words flow directly from phone to ear to hands without stopping at brain? Not that they'd pick up anything from that extra stopover..."
Cavey
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19th May 03 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do we think that George is foreign ?

Or just a complete illiterate retard ?
Sam
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19th May 03 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Do we think that George is foreign ?

Or just a complete illiterate retard ?


The latter, probably!
Cybermonkey
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19th May 03 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Here, George performs some troubleshooting. And, miracle of miracles, his troubleshooting is moderately relevant. Unfortunately, his grammar is still on the level of a dying gorilla who has been taught sign language and is trying frantically to communicate to her handlers that she has just swallowed a chemical that is causing seizures."
Cavey
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19th May 03 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
George says ...
"he was trying to run oracle on computer in the 170 room, but he recieves an error that stats run oracl j inacitor would not process.


First of all, there is no room in our entire building numbered "170". Under our building's numbering scheme, it isn't even a valid room number. Secondly, it's Oracle JInitiator, not j inacitor. Thirdly...oh, to hell with it. Pass the Jack.

You get the feeling that this guy REALLY pisses him off
Cavey
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19th May 03 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This gets a bit muddled with the obfuscating, but it's asking for a pair of employees to have access to Notes at the location they're temporarily occupying. Said location is without a computer. George knew this. Kill me.
Welsh Dan
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19th May 03 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats made me cry, hahahahahaha funniest thing I've seen for ages.
sweetkitten
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19th May 03 at 12:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wtf?
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by sweetkitten
wtf?


GTF?
sweetkitten
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19th May 03 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no wtf
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by sweetkitten
no wtf
Adam
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19th May 03 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what's don't you understand?
Cybermonkey
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23rd May 03 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
IM LAUGHING AGAIN!!! FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IntaCepta
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23rd May 03 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
savinmg this favourites will have a look later.. looks funny as heck

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