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Author wanna laff?....................
M2RTY
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http://usa2.micra.org.uk/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?s=49d9aa1c887ea3836f52c9cdf5fe026f;act=ST;f=1;t=5404
Pablo
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M2RTY
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1.0 micras give 8v sri's a run for their money
Stuckey
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Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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11th Jun 03 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Yeah my K10 is pretty nippy.. i measured its 0-60 and got it to do it in 14.8 seconds. Probbaly could have taken a few ms off that if i held second upto 50 and not 40 .

I was out on the motorway just cruisin at 60 and a 1.2 clio with 2 people in took over me veeerrryy slowly. I just looked at him giving me some gestures so i waved and punched it upto 80 .... left em standing"
Icy
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Hillzlo
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quote:

Just Beaten:
1.3 ford ka
another micra K10
another nova sr
1.4 escort
Golf mk2 driver
Pug 205 1.1
Pug 106
Citeron AX - dunno what type
Newer 1.4 16v astra - the granny shape
Golf mk2 8v gti
HAHAHA- Porsche boxter - hahaha dont ask, timing timing timing... I got a very angry boxter driver come insult me afterward in a petrol station - 1 witness
Mitsu EVO - trying to teach me a lesson when he noticed I was keeping up... almost crashed and I took advantage of the situ saying "bye bye" LOL - 2 witnesses


AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
Sooty
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11th Jun 03 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im pissing myself

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by Sooty]
nik
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dear o dear....
Stuckey
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Golf mk2 8v gti
HAHAHA- Porsche boxter - hahaha dont ask, timing timing timing... I got a very angry boxter driver come insult me afterward in a petrol station - 1 witness
Mitsu EVO - trying to teach me a lesson when he noticed I was keeping up... almost crashed and I took advantage of the situ saying "bye bye" LOL - 2 witnesses
Sooty
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Notice the beaten list comprises of cars with engines smaller than 1200cc
M2RTY
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brilliant aint it
AJP
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11th Jun 03 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"" Yeah 1.0s are suprisingly quick when driven hard. ""

Yer and my 1.4 would be pretty quick if i ragged it to death...losers
nik
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how fucking sad. Oh I got to 60 in 13 seconds (Y) we got to 65 and the car started to shake..
Sooty
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This has made my day... SR boys think the are quick motors SXi's bum those
Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why anyone would want to own a Micra is anyone's guess... they look so ghey!
Jason Iles
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11th Jun 03 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have wet myself laffing
Sooty
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They really are bad cars to modify.. I mean... whats the point ???
Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would rather own a Fiesta than a Micra!
Sooty
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id rather have a 1.1L mk2 rust bucket
Sooty
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someone post this thread link on their message board, I want them over here to attack !
Stuckey
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11th Jun 03 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it won't let me register what a wank site
corsa5dr
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oh dear
Sam
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There's a guy that comes on here called Micra_Pete I think, get him to do it!
MattyB
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"Yep, 1.0 16V not bad. Had a Vauxhall Corsa tailing me on a country lane, put my foot down, bye bye. Same road encountered a MGTF160 driver who thought he was bad, kept up with him through the curves-he must of been wondering: It's a Micra?! "

yep! course mate

Matt
Sam
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