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Originally posted by Shelly

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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This is true.

Me and a mate were out clubbing about a year ago and got totally smashed! Was on the way home waiting for the bus, when there was a group of about 5 big black blokes, all with the big fat gold chains and bulging muscles.

I 'whispered' to me mate "Hold ya wallets" and started laughing.

They've all then walked up to us and said, "Hold ya wallets eh?, Hold ya wallets EH?"

I was like so turned round and said to me mate, "Look at plant, isn't it nice"

Luckily they all carried on walking, well bopping calling out "Hold ya wallets eh? Hold ya wallets EH?

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Originally posted by Shelly
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).

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This is true also.

Only last week I awoke to find Vibrio's Mum lying next to me. I don't know what was worse, the beard and the hairy legs or the infected anus caused by her Son's cheesy willy!

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Originally posted by Shelly
You saying I am boring Andrew?

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Originally posted by jay@ffwd
Shelly who is the nurse in ya garage??

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Originally posted by Shelly

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Originally posted by jay@ffwd
Shelly who is the nurse in ya garage??

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My sister, why?

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