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For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.
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Maybe its because British and Americans drink to much fricking Coca Cola
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Fricking Coca Cola? Is that one of the new ones?

We've only got Lemon and Vanilla down South.
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Fricking Coca Cola? Is that one of the new ones?


She is from Lancashire, what did you expect?
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Its got brain rotting stuff in
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It's good for rust removal!
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Yeah so whats it doing to your insides.

Oh and Sam (Lancashire comment)

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I suspect that is actually a glass of warm beer...
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No, it's STFU - brewed in the Boddingtons Brewery.
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It still looks warm though.
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the cream of manchester

have you noticed all good things come from the north?
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1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. English women are what cause our heart attacks.
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no we dont
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Yes u do
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Im amazed us blokes have hearts actually. the way most of us get treated
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DON'T TAR US ALL WITH THE SAME BRUSH
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quote:
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DON'T TAR US ALL WITH THE SAME BRUSH


I use paint myself. Tar smells funny.
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99% of u are all the same Shelly
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i'm the 1%
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
i'm the 1%


You suck Mikey's lollypop.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Yeah so whats it doing to your insides.

Oh and Sam (Lancashire comment)






it is

and

please get it right

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Vibrio - she is from Lancashire, what did you expect?
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. English women are what cause our heart attacks.



this is good. I am with a scottish woman
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sorry we just have STFU on tap here
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I dont class females from scotland as women

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