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Craig6682
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My neighbour has two cats who keep on getting on top of my car. Not much i can do about it really. Is the any kind of protection i can put on the paint?
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piss on it then they will no its your territory
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get an air riflewait till the pussy is away from the car then shoot the fcuking thing
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bb gun
Craig6682
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That is fucking sly. You bastards!!!
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a lot of greese would make it funny but it might dry with 2 cats stuck to you car !!
and i would think cat repelant that ppl put in there gardens would do the trick one squirt in the middle of you roof ????
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It won't harm them will it?
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connect the alternator to the shell, cats go near the car they get 50000 volts up their arses, simple....
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dont know dont think so the ppl next to me use it but my cat sitll goes in there garden but my cat is stupid
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tiger piss so they smell a bigger cat and be scared
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quote:
Originally posted by Leighton
dont know dont think so the ppl next to me use it but my cat sitll goes in there garden but my cat is stupid


. I'll give it a go. Thanks mate.
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get a 3dr, less attractive to cats
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CRUEL BASTIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cover the top of your car in a blanket, and then put a load of broken glass on it, if they jump on it doubt they will ever again!

That or leave the sun roof open and cover it over so they fall in when they jump on it!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
get a 3dr, less attractive to cats


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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
cover the top of your car in a blanket, and then put a load of broken glass on it, if they jump on it doubt they will ever again!

That or leave the sun roof open and cover it over so they fall in when they jump on it!


That's sly!!!
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they r cats.... !!!
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dont chase them off - as when ya scare them - they dig there claws in to get away quick - but then again, as its a 1.1 pug, probs be best u scare them as much as ya can
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You cruel lot!!!
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seriously mate, how old are you?
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no way you are
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19-6-1979

[Edited on 13-08-2003 by Boyrac3r]
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just cover the top of your car up, then cover that in something, glue, nails, glass, grease, rusty razors?!

Thing with cats is they will keep doing it until they get really scared of doing it! A couple of cats used to always tease my dog when it was younger as wasnt fast enough to catch them, but once she got bigger she cought one and never saw the others again, fucking stupid cats...!
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quote:
Originally posted by Boyrac3r
19-6-1979

[Edited on 13-08-2003 by Boyrac3r]


er.... you'd be 24 then numptie

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