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Author could sum1 pls explain this joke
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A man goes into an Indian Restaurant and asks for a chicken tarka ?

The waiter says you must be mistaken, dont' you mean a chicken tikka ?

> The man says no I have had it here before, its like a tikka
> but a little otter !!!.
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is a Tarka a baby Otter
OFcorsa
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possibly im not sure?
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yes...also a story called "tarka the otter"
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quote:
Originally posted by AngelFox
yes...also a story called "tarka the otter"


It scares me your knowledge of Otters
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im scared. lets get out of here!
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
im scared. lets get out of here!


Hold me
AngelFox
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there's an otter in my bed
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
im scared. lets get out of here!


Hold me


The simpsons when police chasing the car and they turn the lights out in the dark, OMG its a ghost car
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thats where I heard it
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quote:
Originally posted by AngelFox
I've wet my bed


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kick the slimey bastard out.

Cheesy - use the flash light i think i saw something move
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LMAO There ghost cars all around these parts!!
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but hes not slimey just wet
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eeewwww tell him to get back on corsa sport then!
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who?
OFcorsa
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sam
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who is sam? i only have an oter in my bed
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i get confused with that all the time! it is sam i no he looks similar to an otter on steroids but it's sam
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
kick the slimey bastard out.

Cheesy - use the flash light i think i saw something move


Think that was me sorry
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how rude! ITS AN OTTER
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Sam is at work, he has already e-mail me this morning, I am bored is there anything to do?
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tarka was a famous otter i think

[Edited on 05-09-2003 by stuyw]
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
kick the slimey bastard out.

Cheesy - use the flash light i think i saw something move


Think that was me sorry


thats ok i think i grabbed your flesh light instead

AF - sam is not an otter woman!
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
A man goes into an Indian Restaurant and asks for a chicken tarka ?

The waiter says you must be mistaken, dont' you mean a chicken tikka ?

> The man says no I have had it here before, its like a tikka
> but a little otter !!!.


an indian restaurant is a place thats serves people with indian style food.

a man walked in = this is the first step in obtaining the food.

he asks for a chicken tarka and gets told he must mean a tikka, a tikka is a common indian dish.

the man has had it b4, is like a tikka but otter. = this man is a fcuking looney and don't know what the fcuk he means. Prehaps this man is Ross

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