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vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 19:27

A

Joseph got a wank off mary. mary then wanted an orgasim but Joe said no I am tired. Mary then fingered herself and got prego from his sperm on her fingers

B

Joe would not sleep with her so she slept around and got pregnant. hence Joe thought it was a virgin birth

kenyon

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18th Sep 03 at 19:29

wot goes through your mind???

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18th Sep 03 at 19:30

quote:
Originally posted by kenyon
wot goes through your mind??? voted

Ditto

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 19:31

I'm a scientist. I think about things

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18th Sep 03 at 19:33

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 19:35

i prefer my theory, mary went out one night got really pissed and shaggeed some bloke, but was too pissed to remember it

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18th Sep 03 at 19:36

Neither. She came round my house so i got her drunk, popped her one then got her back home. She obviously couldnt remember in the morning, even tho I am that damn good.

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18th Sep 03 at 19:36

quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
i prefer my theory, mary went out one night got really pissed and shaggeed some bloke, but was too pissed to remember it

I am that bloke

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 19:38

I feel you are going past the most likely theorys

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18th Sep 03 at 20:24

I reckon he used that rape drug in her bacardi breezer

Adam-D

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18th Sep 03 at 20:29

i rekon coz she was a virgin
he got his cock out she fainted
so he shagged her anyway
an she was sparko an dint know bout it

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18th Sep 03 at 20:34

yeah they got a tank full in the inn and then he slipped some GHB into her breezer and took her in the shed round the back of the pub... nine months later, in the boozer again and he was tryin to walk her home when her waters broke and he took her to the shed again... and got a surprise

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 20:35

quote:
Originally posted by Sethion33

quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
i prefer my theory, mary went out one night got really pissed and shaggeed some bloke, but was too pissed to remember it

I am that bloke

i find it scary we both have similair storys posted at the same time

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18th Sep 03 at 20:47

u lot are nuttas!!!!

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 20:48

no I am a nutter. the others just jump on the bandwagon

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 20:49

i drive my own wagon, i wouldn't want to jump on a punto wagon

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 20:51

STFU

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 20:52

RTFM

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 20:52

I feel you should get an education

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 20:54

i am currently receiving one thanks

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 21:00

I've got one

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 21:01

and....

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 21:15

I'm better for it

Stuckey

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18th Sep 03 at 21:20

good for u, but i still don't see the point your trying to make

vibrio

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18th Sep 03 at 21:21

I don;t think I am tryign to make a point. just sort of waffling on for no apparent reason

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