Russ2k2
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just finished work and dropping a mate off from work and i pull up to the lights and this pissed up lad and his bird walk round then corner..me and me mate are singing along and this lad pops his head in the window and sez 'oi dickhead, say owt about me bird again and ill kill ya' i thought oook then??? as i set off he boots the side of me car!!! the twat!! so i moved forwards, U-turn to find the PIGS infront of me!! so i think, ill drop me mate off and go look for the tw@t.
did another U-turn and burnt away in a stress! cained it round the roundabout missed the turning so again another U=turn. as a got round the pigs are coming towards me, 'pull over son'
so i tell him the story and he lets me go, drop me mate off go on the hunt!! about 2 miles away i find the C UNT!! him and his bird run off , i get outs the car with me bat and couldnt find em!! worring thing is, their house is very close to where i work!
so if he does owt again??!!!!
do i have a nice little dint in me back 1/4 now thanx to that tw@t!!
FFS y cant people just not be like that??! gealousy? general being a knob?
pisses me off to F uck!!
thought id let me stress out 
[Edited on 19-09-2003 by Romford Astra]
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Drew
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its spelt 'jealousy' for future referance
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Russ2k2
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 u still understood it though
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Icy
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its spelt "says" for future reference
@drew
its spelt "reference" for future reference
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Paul_J
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as you drove off and he kicked it - you should of just knocked it into reverse and hit the twat back lol... 
Paul J
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
its spelt "says" for future reference
@drew
its spelt "reference" for future reference
thanks - i will note this down and amend it in future 
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Stuckey
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i think the bloke wanted to bum fuck u and thats why he kicked your car
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Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
quote:
Originally posted by Icy
its spelt "says" for future reference
@drew
its spelt "reference" for future reference
thanks - i will note this down and amend it in future
your welcome
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Russ2k2
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lol im sure, id would ahve bum fucked his bird and i know where she lives now so...she will be getting a visit very soon. if i would have booted the fook out of him after reverse i would have got pigged as they were about 20 seconds beind me it turns out
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Kerry
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Mistamist
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you should have said " sorry kind sir but one has already taken your rather unlucky looking partner up the shitter and was just commenting on how drunk you would have to be to actually partake in intercourse with the formentioned beast....tally ho dear fellow" then drive over his foot......he he!
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Russ2k2
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lol, think of that ont he spot!! dont think so
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Mistamist
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Ahhh you need to be fast......think quick.....confuse people.....you will get far in life if you master this skill. go and study the wise words of mist and thou will surpass all others!
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Russ2k2
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lol where can i get it
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Mistamist
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send me 200 notes and ill send you my book!
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Mistamist
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how to confuse the fuck out of people in 10 easy lessons.
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IntaCepta
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y didn't u reverse back into him?
were there cars behind u or something?
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Russ2k2
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he was on the pavement, and about 20seconds after a pig pulled up to where i was when it had happen so if i had got out, i would have been caught hitting him with a bat so...
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Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ2k2
do i have a nice little dint in me back 1/4 now thanx to that tw@t!!
its spelt "Dent" for future reference
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Foz
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why did you not smack him while you was with your mate timmmmmmmmy
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Tom
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What an arse he proly wont remember if he was drunk, hunt him down 
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Paul H
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same sort off thing happened to a m8 of mine except there was about 5 lads.they kicked his car so he waited to find somewhere quite shot up behind them and handbraked turned into the lot. was quite funny at the time
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Jason Iles
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Who changed the title
[Edited on 19-09-2003 by J 11ESY]
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Pablo
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Makarus
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You should have just got out and hit him mate, parked up, walked over and hit him, then calmly walk back off.
Or even better just grab hold of him, make a citizens arrest and then sue him to get the car fixed.
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