Mase
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Registered: 16th Sep 01
Location: Derbyshire
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well mine has to be at the min:
"Whats your favourite posish??"
"Thats cool with me, it's not my favourite but i'll do it for you!!"
"Whats your favourirte dish ??"
"i'm not gonna cook it, but i'll order it from zanzibar !!!"
If u want the tune its by Tenacious D - f**k her softly !!! Its a mint tune, me mates played it an i had 2 get it its piss funny !!!
Mase
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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"face down ass up that's the way we like to f uck" 
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Mase
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Registered: 16th Sep 01
Location: Derbyshire
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nice 1 !!!!!
Mase
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K100RSA
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Registered: 2nd Apr 02
Location: Devon. drives: too fast
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ah yes jack black rules, love that tenacios d album, its usually on most of the time at work.
love the hard fukcing one
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Mattb
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Registered: 2nd Feb 03
Location: Under your sisters bed
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this freaky sh*t is what i like,
and i love to see two bitches dyke,
my favorite time is sixty nine,
bitch ya know its hoochie time,
fcuk what ya heard and save the drama'
all i want is my hoochie mumma!
2 live crew 
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Dicky_Morris
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Registered: 18th Jun 03
Location: Swansea
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"Whoop de Whoop nigga wat"
"Yo Im on fire"
"The Roof,The Roof, The roof is on fire"
"Take that bitch home n give her a bone,then give er the numba 2 my cellular fone"
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AndyL
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Registered: 1st Sep 03
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"I bang cock in Bangkok
Can't stop, I turn and hit the same spot
Think not, I'm the thrilla in Manilla,
Schlong in Hong Kong
Pimp em like vision, magic Don Juan"
"In the hood they keep yelling yo 50 you hot"
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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"My car fits 4 in the back,
2 if your fat"
B.I.G rest in peace hommie
[Edited on 22-09-2003 by J 11ESY]
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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"Sitting at the lights she pulled up on my right, looking in the mirror checking see if her shit was tight, I know she felt me watching but was scared to look my way"
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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Chasey lain tune by bloodhound gang, makes me laugh everytime!
tenacious D
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Foz
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Registered: 8th May 02
Location: Bristol
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You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
and .......
Fuck the beat, i go acapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell this people something they dont know about me
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Foz
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
and .......
Fuck the beat, i go acapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell this people something they dont know about me
Foz you rock, I love that rap battle
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Craig W
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Registered: 31st Oct 00
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MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
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Rob
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Registered: 9th Jul 01
Location: hull
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"is that your ass or your momma half reindeer"
" i love you like a fat kid loves cake"
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Foz
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Registered: 8th May 02
Location: Bristol
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im selling my soul 4 this rap game
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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I need to drink more than you seem to think before I'm anyones
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Saturday Night Dance
I like the way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time
And not one minute we can loose
Be my baby
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dj_mikey_k
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Registered: 10th Jul 02
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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I'm just a pretty boy, what eva you call it,
You would'nt know a real man if you saw it,
it keeps coming round day after day,
so you fake if you don't want none,
I'm sick and tried of people treating me like this everyday
who gives a fuck, right now i got some thing to say,
To all the people that think i'm strange,
that i should be out of here and locked up in a cage
You don't know wat the hell is up now anyway
you've got this pretty boy feeling like i'm enslaved,
To a world that never apreciated shit
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FCUKING LIKE IT
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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quote:
Originally posted by dj_mikey_k
I'm just a pretty boy, what eva you call it,
You would'nt know a real man if you saw it,
it keeps coming round day after day,
so you fake if you don't want none,
I'm sick and tried of people treating me like this everyday
who gives a fuck, right now i got some thing to say,
To all the people that think i'm strange,
that i should be out of here and locked up in a cage
You don't know wat the hell is up now anyway
you've got this pretty boy feeling like i'm enslaved,
To a world that never apreciated shit
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FCUKING LIKE IT
korn - fagget, if im not mistaken?
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dj_mikey_k
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Registered: 10th Jul 02
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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very good fella 
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ross9000
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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Living at home is such a drag
Now ur moms threw away ur best porno mags
Beastie boys Legends!
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transca
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Registered: 28th Dec 00
Location: rotherham
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A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride
It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you
All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong
Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer
It means nothing, nothing is changing
La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on
Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything,
I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away
Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days When we were young and innocent
Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit
Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate
They're still there, but we've gone our own ways
I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder
Will I ever have friends like you again?
Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is mine
I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away,
I'll throw it away (yeah)
Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away,
I'll throw it away
You're gonna drown in the mess you make
Your self-inflicted hate
You turn your back on the friends you lose When they don't follow all your rules
But people are what they wanna be
They're not lemmings to the sea
Maybe it's time you looked at yourself
And stop blaming life on someone else
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transca
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Registered: 28th Dec 00
Location: rotherham
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My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Turning donnie into Marie Osmand
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection
I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance
I trade it in for a par of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
There’s nothing finer than having a vagina
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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from the very first moment i saw you
thats when i knew
all the dreams i held in my heart
had suddenly come true
knock me over stone cold sober
not a thing i could say or do
'cos baby when im walking with you now
my eyes are so wide
like you reached right into my head
and turned on the light inside
turning on the light
inside my mind hey
........
my favourite "work chilling song" david grey b mine
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dj_mikey_k
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Registered: 10th Jul 02
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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I Wanna Tell you, Tell It to ure Face Right Now,
Not Really sure thought, Not Really Sure i know how,
I'll Try, I'll Try To give you a peice of my Mind,
I'll Try I'll Try and I hope you don't Mind
I'M A CRACK ADDICT, YEAH YOU HEARD ME I'M A CRACK ADDICT, I'M ADDICTED TO CRACKING SKULLS
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Right Now,
Lets Go,
Me You,
Toe 2 Toe,
We Rock We Roll,
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