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Author Snowy Vs Milkfloat......The Race is on
SteveW
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26th Sep 03 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Picture it, its a cold September morning, i can see my breath in the air i press the button for my Clifford and the door opens. i secure myself into the cockpit and ready myself.

As i turn the ignition the monster 1.2 8V engine fires up on all its 4 cylinders and i low exaust tone rumbles as i put it into gear.

I turn out of my road and down to the traffic lights, as i see my oppotunity to test out my new Pipercross induction kit, there stands alone a Milkfloat.............

I pull up next to him and blip the throttle, we make eye contact and nod. We both wait for that green light.

RED
ORANGE
GREEN......................GO GO GO

The race is on.....

As we both slam push our vechicles to their limits, he has the edge on me. As we are nearing an 'S' bend i knock it into 2nd and burry the excelerator we are now neck and neck. I can see the 2nd set of traffic lights in the distance still on green, i think im gonna make it. BANG into 3rd and the Milkfloat is slowly lagging behind. I hit 4,000 revs and the milkfloat is nowhere to be seen.

The lights are starting to change, suddenly the milkfloat has shed a few crates from the back and he is flying, he undertakes me at an alarming rate, the lights change to RED and the milkfloat has made it through, i however had to stamp on the brakes.

MAYBE NEXT TIME........


It was a very close race though....

i think i might do better next time......

Steve...
Mistamist
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26th Sep 03 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
HA hA HA HA HA pmsl! its sooooo true! 1.2 8v rule!! well......ill shaddap now!
Daimo B
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26th Sep 03 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO thats the best post i've read all week

Quality
Scott
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26th Sep 03 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my milk van would hump u
M2RTY
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26th Sep 03 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
adapted from my post last week

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=89474
SteveW
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26th Sep 03 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its sadly true i think every car on the road can dick me in a race

FOR NOW

Steve
SteveW
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26th Sep 03 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sorry marv didn't read yours. Same thing tho eh
M2RTY
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Marc
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26th Sep 03 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i raced a rubbish truck once.
M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
i raced a rubbish truck once.


it wasnt that bad was it
Marc
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26th Sep 03 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shite mate!
SteveW
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26th Sep 03 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
BBBOOOO
madboutcars
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26th Sep 03 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you are joking m8 I hope
nik
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
i raced a rubbish truck once.


it wasnt that bad was it


that stinks
SteveW
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26th Sep 03 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nah mate not a joke at all

Steve...
Mattb
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26th Sep 03 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but what steves not tellin ya is the milk float had a dodge viper engine in the back!!
SteveW
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26th Sep 03 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah sure.....

Cos my 1.2 8v could take over the WORLD..........(evil laugh) Ha ha ha ha ha

Steve....
Paul_J
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26th Sep 03 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehe could just imagine the milkfloat having nos ... Him going 'too soon junior' and pressing his 2 nos canisters and going flying past laughing

You didn't race for pink slips did you mate?
madboutcars
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quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
but what steves not tellin ya is the milk float had a dodge viper engine in the back!!


Scott McKenzie
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26th Sep 03 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm drinking with Stoneyginger right now and we are both laughing at this
SteveW
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27th Sep 03 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Glad i can make people laugh

ITS A TRUE STORY



Steve.....
CorsaJunkie
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27th Sep 03 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cheers snowy
AJP
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you looney
Icy
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Bonzai
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27th Sep 03 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
hehe could just imagine the milkfloat having nos ... Him going 'too soon junior' and pressing his 2 nos canisters and going flying past laughing

You didn't race for pink slips did you mate?


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