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Originally posted by Ojc
I want a "No rice" sticker on my number plate.

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Originally posted by Ojc
The CTR would be so much better if they had fitted a PGTF EMAO PMSL ANAL LMFAO valve.

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Originally posted by Robbo
To be fair tho Ditch the CTR could pull much better times if HUK equipped it with the JDM LSD

(err excuse the multiple 3 letter words )

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Originally posted by Ditch
http://civictype-r.co.uk/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=68694&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=390


This just says it all really, Im not one to tar people with the same brush, but....

THE VAST MAJORITY OF CIVIC TYPE R OWNERS ARE MINDLESS FOOLS!


I challenge them to a friendly dual.. and get those kind of replies

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Originally posted by Scousefella
I thought this thread had died and been buried.

Matt, I accept there have been a few mindless posts on the CTR board - I hope my absence had been noticed.

Fair enough I originally come here for a Troll but in all honesty I really don't give a flying f**k about who has what, which can do this whilst that one can do that, in this place at that time with this fuel and that mod and this tyre...............................................................................

Enjoy The Car You Own, As Will I.

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Originally posted by Scousefella
I thought this thread had died and been buried.

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Originally posted by Ditch
Why not let OJC out of his cage and he can go bum all the civic owners

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Originally posted by Ojc
Let then eat my black overfuelling smoke

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The CTR would be so much better if they had fitted a PGTF EMAO PMSL ANAL LMFAO valve.

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Originally posted by Tom
My bro's accord type r's handling is absolutely shit hot that's got a diff

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R-Tecs was lovely

Yes CTRs are common but thats NOT actually a problem, theres a reason why u see so many CTRS and so few of its rivals... remember that

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My bro's accord type r's handling is absolutely shit hot that's got a diff

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Originally posted by Matt H
On my way back from work on a big long dual carrigeway

The CTR was behind me as we exited the first roundabout, I wasn't actually planning on racing but as soon as the we got onto the short straight I noticed that he got right up my arse so I put my foot down a little just to keep in interested

Then there is another roundabout which takes you onto the long straight, went around that roundabout at a sensible speed & then once he was also off the roundabout I floored it He tried to keep up bless him but the bread van just didn't have the minerals to keep up with the poxy little Corsa

I've noticed that when you have a race with most cars they'll give you a th=umbs up afterwards. Never has a single CTR driver done this, kinda says somethings about their owners. Esspecially after their ego has taken a beating


Ah well, hope he liked my number plate

PS- Robbo is the only sound CTR driver ..........ever )

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Hello Corsa world, allow me to introduce myself.

I am a member of the www.civictype-r.co.uk forum.

It seems this thread has attracted a lot of interest (most of which you will not enjoy reading) and I have taken the liberty to come and enlighten you all.

Now before we get down to the nitty gritty please remember one thing – no matter how much work you do or money you spend you will still have a CORSA at the end of the day. This is the car most pensioners opt for if they cannot afford a Nissan Micra or, finances allowing, a Honda Jazz. This is the car which has a VAUXHALL badge on the front and Rear and is described as “A little town or city car”.

Now, when it comes to “Racing” against CTR’s on the road I will say this. We do not promote “Street Racing” and will not encourage any of our members to participate, however, if, as has been posted, a CTR driver (are you sure? Probably a 1.4i sport) was having a “Fling” with a Corsa (from behind I remember) maybe he couldn’t overtake because he was to busy wetting himself at that pathetic number plate!!!!

Do you lot REALLY think that a CORSA is a car worthy of some interest? Bollox!!!
You lot spend money trying to make your Granny Mobiles into something special – 150bhp/200bhp/250bhp/300bhp, it is all worthless guys, you still have a Vauxhall Corsa or does that not make sense?

Anyway, today I will get into my CTR and know that without spending a penny on the car I have 200 ponies ready to gallop at 8,250 rpm. On a Rev counter that is 2,250 revs beyond the zone where your car would start to disintegrate.

Oh, and just incase you think CTR owners don’t modify their cars you are more than welcome to come and see our forum.

Now, quit talking crap and go and give your Nan her car back.

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