Brett
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They are going to melt all the plastic down and make toys from it so the kids can play with him for once.
Sort of a shortened version of Mykes joke really isn't it.
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FruitBooTeR
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Michael Jackson suffered chronic heart failure last night after discovering that Boys 2 Men was a band and not a delivery service
Love it 
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Shane
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Does anyone know what colour bin he needs to be recycled in??
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Shane
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my fav so far
Hope Jacko has a doner card - cos my Mr Potato Head needs a new nose!
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Jakey
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Originally posted by Shane
Does anyone know what colour bin he needs to be recycled in??
Blue 
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Shane
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Jacko’s cause of Death? A) sunshine B) moonlight C) good times D) Boogie
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DannyB
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Apparently Madonna has first dibs on Jackos kids.
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by DannyB
Apparently Madonna has first dibs on Jackos kids.
His kids are white, why would she want them?
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DannyB
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She needs some more whites to balance the family portrait out.
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Scotty_B
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Originally posted by DannyB
Apparently Madonna has first dibs on Jackos kids.
His kids are white, why would she want them?
They'll turn black eventually. 
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nathy_87
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Whats differance between jacko and alex ferguson, fergie will be playing giggs in august
Whats differance between jacko and West ham fans, they both like blowing bubbles.
been told he is doing remake of thriller, wont be as scary as first time round.
latest reports of jacko having heart attack are incorrect, he was found in childrens ward with 10yr old nuts in his mouth
he was found dead in childrens ward after dying of a bad stroke,
sadly jacko has passed away, good news though they going to recylcle him so kids can play with him for a change.
jacko last words to paramedic, can i go on kiddies ward
early reports suggest he has been stiff since mccauly culkin stayed over
jacko to be cremated and sprinkled into curry, fed to the kids so they can feel him dribble out of their arses one more time
I read somewhere that it was cancer-based ....... altogether now, "uh uh uh, don't blame it on the sunshine"
He isn't dead, he's just on holiday in a Caravan Park with Elvis, It is Bubbles that has died, they just can't tell them apart.
Turns out the gigs are going ahead. but the black or white tour has been renamed dead or alive!
It wasn't a shock that he died. He'd been off colour for a while.
if he gets cremated whether he'd turn back to black??
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Cavey
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Originally posted by Shane
Jacko’s cause of Death? A) sunshine B) moonlight C) good times D) Boogie
FLOL. That's the best i've read so far
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DannyB
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Apparently michael jacksons heart attack was brought on when he tripped over a childs pram, however doctors say its too early to blame it on the buggie
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DaveyLC
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http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com
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DannyB
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deano87
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Not sure if it has been posted.
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Ben G
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did jeff goldblum die too?
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DannyB
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Nope, was a hoax.
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Ben G
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oh i read it on here in work last night, didn't believe it, then when i took my mate home he said jeff goldblum had died,. bit of an internet rumour that
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VegasPhil
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Originally posted by Shane
Does anyone know what colour bin he needs to be recycled in??
They've dealt with it:
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Jakey
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28 minutes too late Phil.
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LukeS
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but he is biological waste.
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VegasPhil
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I got loads of broken images in this thread 
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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myke
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As tribute to Michael Jackson, McDonalds are launching a new burger - it will have 50 year old meat in 10 year old buns
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Jakey
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As Jacko was fighting for his life, the doctor said 'i think we should start with CPR', the paramedics said 'no, start with the heart massage', the driver shouted 'no, we should start with the adrenaline drip' Then Jacko, gasping for his last breath said 'you wanna be startin' somethin', you gotta be startin' somethin''
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