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Dee25790
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7th May 15 at 20:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No I'm not, heard it mentioned but don't know anything about it.

Some people do just make mistakes though. Half the stuff I've done in the last few years could easily have put me in jail or seriously injured someone. I've calmed down now and look back and think fuck that was stupid, even as recent as last summer I've done stupid things.

Without trying to be condescending some people can't help but be thoughtless and fuck up. Got to just have a laugh about it though no use crying over spilt milk
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7th May 15 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, he's already got a tag, so that should be a sign to reign the twattish behaviour in.

He buys a Corsa.

It's fucking miles from where he lives.

He can't source suitably cheap 2 or 4 wheel lift recovery.

So decides to tow it, uninsured, over a very substantial distance and on motorways.

It seemed at the time as though it was done with a work's van too, so bringing the name of a presumably legit company into disrepute.
Nic Barnes
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7th May 15 at 21:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's all for fuckin banter
Dee25790
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7th May 15 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I wouldn't do it myself. And was probably a bit of a risk legally, could have gone quite wrong that. As long as it was towed safely distance doesn't seem an issue to me, although I know it's illegal to tow on motorways unless for going to the nearest junction to get off the junction.

I must be honest though I had a little chuckle at that.

Seems like a good lad to me, if a little thoughtless
SVM 286
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7th May 15 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You just don't tow on a motorway. You just don't fucking do it.

And doing it uninsured to boot
Nic Barnes
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7th May 15 at 21:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Or crash your mums bmw with no insurance and do a runner from the scene
Dee25790
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7th May 15 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
You just don't tow on a motorway. You just don't fucking do it.

And doing it uninsured to boot


I was under the impression you can tow it off the junction?

Whether that be with a rope or a proper tow bar
SVM 286
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7th May 15 at 21:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Don't know about that Dee. Never had to do it and would never even consider it.

Only ever been recovered from motorways a handful of times and it was a legit recovery rather than deliberately joining a motorway with an uninsured car bobbing around on the end of a tow rope.

I was recovered by a beaver-tail or similar on all occasions.

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My dad and uncle have recovered from motorways on a top rope and that was the law for them but that garage went before I was born in 1986 so may have changed since then.

As soon as your towing a vehicle also you take over responsibility for that vehicle respective of road laws and insurance. This might be subject to your policy though and I think it's only when a tow bar is used as opposed to a rope.

He's done quite well to tow a vehicle for miles on a motorway and not have the plod pull him over haha
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7th May 15 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dee's tongue firmly planted inside Johnny's anal passage.
Dee25790
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Dee's tongue firmly planted inside Johnny's anal passage.


Had to remove it from your mums at some point..
Generation
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7th May 15 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah, Jimmy saville done well touching all those kids and getting away with it. That must be funny too...


Just to make it clear the above isn't aimed at the OP AT ALL
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quote:
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Yeah, Jimmy saville done well touching all those kids and getting away with it. That must be funny too...


Just to make it clear the above isn't aimed at the OP AT ALL


Holy shit that's so funny I forgot to laugh
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Where did you get that answer from, 2001?

It wasn't supposed to be a joke, was clearly sarcasm. Your argument keeps collapsing on itself. Until you admit to knowing johnny or wanting to sleep with him I won't be replying.
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Lowest form of wit that you know..

What argument?! My argument is that your being a self righteous prick behaving like your squeaky clean! There's no argument to be had that's a fact that your being a self righteous prick who has undoubtedly atkeast once in his life broken a law or made a mistake, hence you have no right to slaughter someone else for doing the same
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7th May 15 at 22:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just stop typing opinions into online forums. That's all I can suggest here.

Just my opinion.
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7th May 15 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dee25790
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Dee's tongue firmly planted inside Johnny's anal passage.


Had to remove it from your mums at some point..


Mum joke. This thread is now complete.

14 year olds driving corsa's nowadays?
Dee25790
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Dee25790
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Dee's tongue firmly planted inside Johnny's anal passage.


Had to remove it from your mums at some point..


Mum joke. This thread is now complete.

14 year olds driving corsa's nowadays?


Just testing the water
Ben G
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7th May 15 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

15 pages by daybreak.
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Some very strange people on here
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Just stop typing opinions into online forums. That's all I can suggest here.

Just my opinion.


Nic Barnes
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8th May 15 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Has your mum started fixing her car yet Johnny 86?
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Johnny must be sitting smiling to himself seeing that the arguments have moved on from his bullshit Got a camera, but instead of posting a pic of my M5 I'll just lie in bed and pray it blows over
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His gf doesn't let him lie in bed. She moans at him to take her places
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He doesn't have a girlfriend, its his mum he has to take places now he has crashed her car.

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