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Shelly
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30th Sep 03 at 12:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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WTF???? Who ordered this? I better be able to sell it!

where the fuck is elf?


Me...

Apple & Mango
Orange & Cranberry
Orange & Passionfruit
Apple & Melon
Leo
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I guess you still want me to work here Neil? i do give good back rubs dont i *rubbing neck and shoulders*
Shelly
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30th Sep 03 at 12:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Neil, I could do with a few more pairs of checks please and some white clogs


Pablo
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No touching or I'll kick u out
OFcorsa
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-ohhhh baby! it has come to my attention that you(leo) will be staying on BUT stop abusing B$ and B$ remember the deal!

Elf - pint of abs!
Valley - pint of spitfire!

*wipes sweat from brow and has another quid int he fruity*
*bar* *bar* come on baby! *lemon*

ohh you Mofo! *boots machine*
elfunkyo
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Fucking Mitchel pussys, I heard they Pissed their pants when they they heard that this was our Firms gaf
OFcorsa
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Shelly - i'll get on it! nice do you not fance the moo moo ones?
Leo
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Originally posted by OFcorsa
-ohhhh baby! it has come to my attention that you(leo) will be staying on BUT stop abusing B$ and B$ remember the deal!

Elf - pint of abs!
Valley - pint of spitfire!

*wipes sweat from brow and has another quid int he fruity*
*bar* *bar* come on baby! *lemon*

ohh you Mofo! *boots machine*


Yes but i cant even anymore without pissing him off!
OFcorsa
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Elf - good!
Valleyscorsa
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Hello ELF, didnt see you there, the eyes are going a bit these days, il give those bald idiots a piece of my mind, if you do start losing hair than atleast have the decency to wear a bloody dai cap, and a tweed one at that, i used to work in a tweed factory you know back in 1959, those were the days, me, idris, alfie and hector found this time machine once......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... and i said hector you fool, you turn door handle to the left! Another pint please and wateva ELF is drinkin, bloody green stuff no doubt
Pablo
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Stop fcukin winking

Neil - Ban winking it pisses me off.
Leo
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Stop fcukin winking

Neil - Ban winking it pisses me off.


Get back outside on the door where you belong!
OFcorsa
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L + B$ - im gonna allow winking cos it brings a touch of source to my bar! however excessive winking will result in a banning and B$ will do the honours!
Shelly
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Shelly - i'll get on it! nice do you not fance the moo moo ones?


yeah get me 3 pairs of the moo moo ones and you couldnt get me a red top too please. i like the monochrome effect. and it disguises when i cut my fingers, blood on a white top isnt very nice.
Pablo
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Thats only cos I refuse to come into a gay bar, I jus work here to earn a wage not participate in the gayness inside
Leo
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L + B$ - im gonna allow winking cos it brings a touch of source to my bar! however excessive winking will result in a banning and B$ will do the honours!


But you love me winking at you, dont you
Pablo
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NO!
Shelly
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I found Leo and B4RVO in the cellar once
OFcorsa
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Oi Oi! thers no gayness in my pub! Lesbian loving is allowed, but it has to be a public display!
Shelly - on order, next day delivery!
Leo - can youet valleys order please!
Shelly
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thanks boss
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LEo - i do but excessive winking losses the touch of "I think she fancies you"

shelly - please do not spread rumours!
elfunkyo
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Well ta very much valley mate Now tell me more of this time machine you found
OFcorsa
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*leans over bar to listen in*
Leo
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Shelly
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30th Sep 03 at 12:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
LEo - i do but excessive winking losses the touch of "I think she fancies you"

shelly - please do not spread rumours!


I'm not... they were down near the ice machine.
Went quiet when I went down for my frozen chips

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