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I lay in a stream fascinated by the coldness a couple of weeks ago  
Had to re-read that THREE TIMES to make sure it said what I thought it did.
Very nearly laughed my gaul bladder up.
So that's how you boys roll in the Highlands.
Must be some pretty fucking strong narcotics up there. 
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I might go to Argos and buy the cheapest complete set they do and bring the sodding lot along plus one of my FLY Porsches. 
The only track i've got is my Le Mans set which is about 17 years old and mint in the box with both cars and all the trimmings, and the box is huge too, so I wouldn't want to spoil any of it.
I'm remembering all my cars now, i've got bloody loads more than I thought at first. Wish I still had my cars and track from when I was little.
Was all cool stuff but I was a horrible little vandal and wrecked most of it and binned what was left. 
I know, I had two Sierra Cosworth Texaco race cars and a great big track, but I spent most of my youth trying to sabotage the track so it would cause the most possible havoc in the least amount of time I was a little bastard If I win I'll be screaming THIS IS FOR THE COSSIE'S!!!!!!!!!!! until someone punches me square in the chops.
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Me me me me me
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
on race night we'll need scalectrix boats for the tidal wave of banter if it's anything like this.
Hmmm, wonder why they dont make scalextric boats? Could use them in the bath  Electrifying 
Btw...
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
I lay in a stream fascinated by the coldness a couple of weeks ago
Had to re-read that THREE TIMES to make sure it said what I thought it did.
Very nearly laughed my gaul bladder up.
So that's how you boys roll in the Highlands.
Must be some pretty fucking strong narcotics up there.
Worst thing is it WASN'T drugs Just plain old Sainsburys cheap ass-can't-afford-a-lable- vodka I'll show you all the ways of the Scotsman
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Me me me me me
As long as you don't sexually assault me
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SVM 286
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lego technic crossbow
What is it that's supposed to be the Mother of invention?
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Imagine the scene, Ash gets his first scalectrix boat set, sits in the bath with rubber duck, connects it all up.... squeezes the trigger and is instantly illuminated by bright white/blue flashes and a sizzling noise whilst jerking around like an epileptic at a disco on a mini trampoline...
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lego technic crossbow
What is it that's supposed to be the Mother of invention?
Erm, being a few tappets short of a CVH? 
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I'll look to invest in one of those little champagne bottles for the overall winner I think.
Don't think there will be an overall winner, just us lot falling about laughing, as pissed as arseholes and crowded around someones laptop/PC checking up on Vicky after we've ruined all our slot car stuff.
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Imagine the scene, Ash gets his first scalectrix boat set, sits in the bath with rubber duck, connects it all up.... squeezes the trigger and is instantly illuminated by bright white/blue flashes and a sizzling noise whilst jerking around like an epileptic at a disco on a mini trampoline...
Poor duck
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I'll look to invest in one of those little champagne bottles for the overall winner I think.
Don't think there will be an overall winner, just us lot falling about laughing, as pissed as arseholes and crowded around someones laptop/PC checking up on Vicky after we've ruined Eck
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
I'll look to invest in one of those little champagne bottles for the overall winner I think.
Don't think there will be an overall winner, just us lot falling about laughing, as pissed as arseholes and crowded around someones laptop/PC checking up on Vicky after we've ruined all our slot car stuff.
The thing is, if we're all in the same house, who'll be getting the cars for Vicky
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
I'll look to invest in one of those little champagne bottles for the overall winner I think.
Don't think there will be an overall winner, just us lot falling about laughing, as pissed as arseholes and crowded around someones laptop/PC checking up on Vicky after we've ruined Eck
I get the feeling I'm going to be bullied into self destruction
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I was a little bastard If I win I'll be screaming THIS IS FOR THE COSSIE'S!!!!!!!!!!! until someone punches me square in the chops.
There will be no chop punching Eck just drunken hand shakes and solid gold pedigree banter. 
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We'll fit you with a guide blade and send you off round the track
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Me me me me me
As long as you don't sexually assault me
I think that's pretty much a given by now Eck.
Just make sure you wear your chastity belt.
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an epileptic at a disco on a mini trampoline...
ROFLCOPTER
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Me me me me me
As long as you don't sexually assault me
I think that's pretty much a given by now Eck.
Just make sure you wear your chastity belt.
Hell was worth a try I'll padlock my boxers to my belly button. In blind desperation. How much do you two think you'll manage to drink before you're blind drunk?
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Blind drunk comes after the stage when your vision has to reset every time you blink.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
lego technic crossbow
What is it that's supposed to be the Mother of invention?
Erm, being a few tappets short of a CVH?
Nah, necessity, that was the one.
Ash's lack of crossbow obviously necesitated him manufacturing one for himself out of nothing more than some plastic scandinavian building blocks.
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I could fire an aluminium arrow that had been cut down through a commemorative Yorkshire Tea tin...
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
I'll look to invest in one of those little champagne bottles for the overall winner I think.
Don't think there will be an overall winner, just us lot falling about laughing, as pissed as arseholes and crowded around someones laptop/PC checking up on Vicky after we've ruined all our slot car stuff.
The thing is, if we're all in the same house, who'll be getting the cars for Vicky
Bugger, didn't think of that.
We'll have to take turns and log on and off, one at a time each time someone wants a guess or to banter.
Could take a while.
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Jim. And Ash I meant, how much can you drink before you're wasted I'll either be sitting with a litre of vodka or some imported afgahny shit
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We'll fit you with a guide blade and send you off round the track
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