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RyanSxi
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Michael Jacksons girlfriend is devastated by his death - "first my parents leave me in Portugal & now this - I am gutted"
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He's dead?
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michael jacskon died of a heart attack. turns out the gene that caused it came from his protestant fathers side. its called the billy gene
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Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.
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It was six hours, that St Peter is a fast mover.
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
It was six hours, that St Peter is a fast mover.


TBF if God can create Earth is 6 days then I fully expect St Peter can organise the killing of spacko jacko within 6hrs.
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omg michael jackson is dead!!!
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He's not, it was Jeff Goldblum.
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I'll be honest if not found any of the jokes funny mainly due to the fact they're recycled from when he was alive.

I thought this was brilliant though http://www.teamtalk.com/
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at least i dont have to listen to shit about Iran for a few days
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As Jacko was fighting for his life, the doctor said 'i think we should start with CPR', the paramedics said 'no, start with the heart massage', the driver shouted 'no, we should start with the adrenaline drip' Then Jacko, gasping for his last breath said 'you wanna be startin' somethin', you gotta be startin' somethin''


Best one Yet......
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as if theres a this site already

http://www.deathofmichaeljackson.co.uk/


Anyone see a problem with these mugs?

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should be 1958
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Should it? He was only 50.
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Should it? He was only 50.


he was born in august 1958.

[Edited on 26-06-2009 by Ben G]
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He was born on the 29th August 1958, so it should be 1958 yes.
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Should it? He was only 50.


Date of Birth: 29 August 1958
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too slow tbh
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Michael Jackson picking his nose
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hahahahaha
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I think he was born 29th August 1958.
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Police say michael jacksons death could b suspicious, there currently looking 4 a smooth criminal, he could b black or white but he's definitely bad & Dangerous.

They got fingerprints off the wall & they say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would like ben & billy jean 2 come forward but they don't wanna be starting something, police say they don't stop till they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor, its going 2 b a tough case but they will beat it.

Police say its a real thriller.

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