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Tomnova16
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8th Jan 10 at 12:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

ill get you with some semtex


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LukeS
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Eck
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8th Jan 10 at 12:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

You never have, so I'd like to see it Mind you I've never knifed you, as I rarely use it. Shotgun kill though? Ooooooooooof a few
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8th Jan 10 at 12:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

the gauntlet is down


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FAZ
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8th Jan 10 at 12:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

kerbed an alloy, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - wer gonna repaint for the new season anyway
Eck
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8th Jan 10 at 12:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
the gauntlet is down


I don't think I'll pick that gauntlet up as I rarely, if ever, play it now! MAG FTW.
Tomnova16
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8th Jan 10 at 12:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

i noticed


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LukeS
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8th Jan 10 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member

I need someone to make me some food.
Eck
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8th Jan 10 at 12:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

I hate it mate. Utterly hate it now. Also judging from what's being said about the nukes... I'd hate it even more Giving people a Killstreak that will end the game instantly has bred too many campers and twats like that.
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8th Jan 10 at 12:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

fook em its still good fun, i want tactical knife


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8th Jan 10 at 12:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

That's the thing... It's NOT fun to me now. Even on days where I wouldn't get loads of kills, it was still fun. But now, doesn't matter if I'm top killer or not, I hate it
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off to tescos for some lunching. byebye for now
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8th Jan 10 at 12:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

off to halfords for some rattle cans XD
LukeS
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8th Jan 10 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member

WTF Jamie, you getting bored now you've skived college again
Tomnova16
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8th Jan 10 at 12:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

im off to do a repaint, its a special one and ill post pics next week, laters


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Fro
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8th Jan 10 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
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Originally posted by Eck
I'm having my dinner shortly. Getting a takeaway for tea.


Milk and sugar with that


I don't get involved with these dinner, lunch, tea nonsense I'm Scottish, half of what I say doesn't make sense to any of you, so I'll call it what I call it. An if ony o yi wee bawbags hae a bother wi that a'll fuckin chib yi wi ma knife.


Ere me now my yout. Mi com fine you and shank you wi this ere machete. yuh Raasole bulla yuh.
Eck
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8th Jan 10 at 12:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

Here me now my youth. Me(I'll) come find you and shank you with this here machete. You *nae idea* you.
Fad
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8th Jan 10 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member

Whilst drinking Irn Bru?
Eck
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8th Jan 10 at 12:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

Whilst chasing a haggis, throwing Scotch at it. Pulling my ginger hair out in frustration because I keep falling over my kilt.
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8th Jan 10 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member

Aye laddy ken
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8th Jan 10 at 12:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

MW2 lost it's appeal to me, I've now sold it. I'm excited for BFBC2 though, can't wait for that.
Fad
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Fro is curretly listening to DMX getting real angry waving a knife around
Fro
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8th Jan 10 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member

Bawbags i think is the word i have a problem with in yours. I've heard it before though but cannae remember

I cant remember what bullah means but in urdu it can mean big dick

CANADIAN: Excuse me little girl, can I fit in there?
JAMAICAN: Hey, pickney, small up youself!
TRINI: smallie, gimmeh ah pass dey
BAJAN: Scotch nuh!

CANADIAN: That woman is overweight.
JAMAICAN: Lawd, look how she fat and spread out like mash bullfrog.
TRINI: Oh jeesan, dah woman realllll fat
BAJAN: You, she big as shite maaan. - LOVE IT

CANADIAN: You are such an attractive woman.
JAMAICAN: Gal you look like fresh vegetable.
TRINI: Darlin', yuh lookin' real good
BAJAN: Psssstt ! My friend !

CANADIAN: I really would like for us to be intimate.
JAMAICAN: Gal, mi wan be wid you.
TRINI: Chek nah, ah wan tuh breed yuh.
BAJAN: Yuh gunna gimme piece or wha?

CANADIAN:There are a lot of men out there, that I can date besides you.
JAMAICAN: Tree no grow in me face ya know.
TRINI: Real men chek fuh me
BAJAN: When one door shut anudder one does open.

CANADIAN: He is such a womanizer.
JAMAICAN: 'Im walk bout like dawg, every light post 'im si, 'im haffi stap.
TRINI: Hees ah real sweetman
BAJAN: Heez de man.

CANADIAN: You really should get him out of your life dear.
JAMAICAN: Dat dey man jus a block traffic, tell 'im fi ease off.
TRINI: Done dat man out
BAJAN: Yuh should leff he raaaaassshole!!!

CANADIAN: He is such a kind, sensitive
man.
JAMAICAN: 'im a saawfas man.
TRINI: Heez a sorfman
BAJAN: Heez a bulla!

CANADIAN: You have a crumb on your face, dear.
JAMAICAN: You look like when fowl come from mango walk.
TRINI: Yuh have ting on yuh face
BAJAN: Uh uuuh!!! Wuz dah pun you face???

CANADIAN: Oh, I see you are entering puberty.
JAMAICAN: How you face bumpy-bumpy like grater so?
TRINI: Yuh face real juk up
BAJAN: Ya face look like a ripe sour-sop.

CANADIAN: Honestly, I don't know the answer.
JAMAICAN: Ah wah you a bodda me guthole fa?
TRINI: I eh know!
BAJAN: WHA???
Fad
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8th Jan 10 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member

Ya hear me now bre

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