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Author Max Power raping Corsa ownerz
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
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Originally posted by Steve
..stick your finger in your bum and post pics on a car enthusiasts website






i actually laughed and made noise

thats quite a big thing
CorsAsh
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Originally posted by jr
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Matt H
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Originally posted by jr
Dont put you freshly sandbasted rocker cover on the day before traxs and expect the oil pump to deal with the sand



Oooooooooohhh!

Just below the belt


jr can't reach any higher


i would react, but you only photoshop me in a situation that will be more embarrasing
You know I would instantly jump to your defence if anyone else upset you xxx
Tom
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Who was that who's gf had fingered there batty?
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125 install nitrous oxide, then, whilst parked on the side of a dual carriageway scream "I think iv just blown the welds on the intake"

this is my favourite one!
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xxx
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Originally posted by Tom
Who was that who's gf had fingered there batty and he liked it?


Bart was it and he earned legend status (mainly from seth iirc)
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Originally posted by Rich_J_Williams
125 install nitrous oxide, then, whilst parked on the side of a dual carriageway scream "I think iv just blown the welds on the intake"

this is my favourite one!


CorsAsh
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Errr, John G? Someone with a green corsa.
3CorsaMeal
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Set fire to your ride and pretend it was stolen
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Iv got nothing to do so im gonna go post this on max power unless someone disagree's of course
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yes do it but it needs an official email to the editor IMHO
CorsAsh
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It's not ready yet
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ok ignore me
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Ok then ash, well let me know when its ready, iv registered and waiting to drop corsa sports load on max power
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will be a very smelly load
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http://www.maxpower.co.uk/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=67291

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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
will be a very smelly load


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OH MY FUCKING GOd, im extremely drun k, habe had about ``11 serinks of scotch ond coke tonight and a shotr of chertrouse, 15 fcking pages THID IS THE DHITE im splitting my sides open at the mothnet theis is so funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thankyou lot so mvuh for cvheeting me uip, awesome
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it can be improved muchly me thinks, some of it is too specific to this site
Tom
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I love the way you take control ash you're such a man
Scotty C
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Brilliant thread!
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
it can be improved muchly me thinks, some of it is too specific to this site


i agree
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
it can be improved muchly me thinks, some of it is too specific to this site


i agree
Jambo
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29th Sep 06 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Have a few more to add if they want to:

# Get illegal numberplates made with a wank ittalic font on them
# Argue how cars handle that youve never driven
# Fail to understand "heatsoak"
# Include the "playboy" logo on at least 1 object on or in the car, again very P.I.M.P
# Talk 'Mockney as its "cool" facking riote mate
# Type wkd like chavs innit
3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by Jambo
Have a few more to add if they want to:

# Get illegal numberplates made with a wank ittalic font on them
# Argue how cars handle that youve never driven
# Fail to understand "heatsoak"
# Include the "playboy" logo on at least 1 object on or in the car, again very P.I.M.P
# Talk 'Mockney as its "cool" facking riote mate
# Type wkd like chavs innit




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