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Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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21st Nov 11 at 15:08

what is going on here, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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21st Nov 11 at 15:08

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
yes hes a toy boy
yes i trapped him with a baby
yes i spend all his money

Yes he's paying for us to go on holiday
Yes he's looking after my horses at the time

ive not told him yet

adiohead

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Registered: 28th Sep 01
User status: Offline

21st Nov 11 at 15:09

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
My chipolata still squeezes in. Ojc would rip you open.

Mine is like a Wotsit in size, texture and taste

EDIT - and smell

[Edited on 21-11-2011 by adiohead]

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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21st Nov 11 at 15:11

And comes in a foil packet
And is loved by kids
And leaves your hands yellow

Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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21st Nov 11 at 15:13

David Beckhams penis comes in a posh box.

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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21st Nov 11 at 15:13

theres a party in my mouth and everyone is coming

Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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21st Nov 11 at 15:15

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
theres a party in my mouth and everyone is coming

When's the VIP party in the "basement"???

[Edited on 21-11-2011 by Ben J]

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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21st Nov 11 at 15:16

Unlikely

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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21st Nov 11 at 15:58

Child birth and baggy fanny myth

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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21st Nov 11 at 16:00

OJC 6 months ago would of been the instigator of this myth

whats changed

Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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21st Nov 11 at 16:04

Kerry 1 Ojc 0

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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21st Nov 11 at 16:07

im not trying to score points!!

its true though, he used to proper slate me or any women with "baggage" before he met sarah

nice to see he changed his opinion but genuinely wondered why

Brett

Premium Member

Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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21st Nov 11 at 16:09

I'd imagine it's because he's like most people on this website, fucking hypocrites

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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21st Nov 11 at 16:10

Yea I agree sorry Kerry fancy a bum?

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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21st Nov 11 at 16:11

call me a hipocirite if you like but i dont do anal sorry

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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21st Nov 11 at 16:16

Yeah ok luv

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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21st Nov 11 at 16:20

All women say that, they fucking love it

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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21st Nov 11 at 16:21

I dont love it
Dont wish to love it

Brett

Premium Member

Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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21st Nov 11 at 16:22

Tramps love it

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
User status: Offline

21st Nov 11 at 16:26

quote:
Originally posted by Brett
Adio loves it

adiohead

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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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21st Nov 11 at 16:37

quote:
Originally posted by Russ

quote:
Originally posted by Brett
Adio loves it

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline

21st Nov 11 at 16:40

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead

quote:
Originally posted by Russ

quote:
Originally posted by Brett
Adio loves it

Ronson

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Registered: 6th Dec 10
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21st Nov 11 at 16:56

One of my female mates is going out with a 37 year old ex UK strongman winner, shes 20 (21 next month)

As for this thread I think someone took the 'bro's before hoes' saying too literally.

Sarah A

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Registered: 3rd Jan 11
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21st Nov 11 at 17:13

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
it has just occured to me that both sarahs work at waitrose

Actually I work in Marks and Spencer much better than Waitrose imo

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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21st Nov 11 at 17:15

Much better how?

John Lewis group is one of the UK's best employers.

Edit - Percy pigs, never mind my question. Answered it myself.

[Edited on 21-11-2011 by Russ]

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