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Antz
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I never tried it but I think it's got to be worth getting a slap for just to see the girls face!!!!

[Edited on 24-02-2004 by Ant D]
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nice shoes fancy a fcuk?
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if someone said it to me id think cheesy but have a sense of humour... personality is the most important.

when i first saw mike i text his cousin and his cousin gave him my number so mike text me back. i asked him his name and he said "you can call me god" and i said "ok god, why" and he said thats what i'd be screaming when he'd finished with me
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Shelly
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its all true, i don't lie
Pablo
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u have once to me, thats all i will say
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Pablo
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lies all lies
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
if someone said it to me id think cheesy but have a sense of humour... personality is the most important.

when i first saw mike i text his cousin and his cousin gave him my number so mike text me back. i asked him his name and he said "you can call me god" and i said "ok god, why" and he said thats what i'd be screaming when he'd finished with me


Mike is Quality brilliant line
Alex
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if i asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question??
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Yes he certainly is... but keep your hands off Jase this one is mine.
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lol @ 'god'
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he was right though....
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first text plummeth sent me said ' i got ur number' i just deleted it cos i didnt have a clue who it was
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PMSL
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twas true, cos i didnt know who it was hehehe
p1ummy
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118 style!
Lynny
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first text i got off andy was 'i just fell off my chair lol'
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got ur number
J a m e s
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hi how about a drink on me?

maybe later i could get on you?

lololol
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U got a license for those legs

10p one, dad theif one, err dunno all too shit to use anyway....not that I would

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Get your coat, you're pulled

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