Ditch
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played with a shiney new S2000 yesterday, it got beaten 
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SetH
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I cant belive he looked at your car and laughed? must have thought it was an mx5 or something 
top marks for beating the nobbah though, I had a 330Ci fly up to my bumper last week, had no idea what it was so dropped to 3rd and floored it up to 80, the 60 we were in then changed to a 40 so i slowed down and the nobbah flies past still going 80 rapidly approaching traffic lights. He was so determined that his 30 grand car was going to get past a vectra that he did one of the most dangerous friggin moves ive seen in a long time. They are pr1cks and they have one cos they couldnt afford an M3/M5.
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corsa5dr
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What a dick, laughing at you. He obviously didnt know what he was fcuking with
Worst BMW drivers are those with 318's thinking they have the fastest thing on earth/
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Andy Stocker
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Reminds me racing my mate in my old Punto GT against his 535 on the way into my old work one day.
Got to work after i'd just sat up his arse at 120 ( on clocks), & said we were doing 120 then I changed gear. He asked if i had 6 gears, I told him I had been doing 120 in 4th. Bless him, his face was a picture
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Matt H
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i get bmw's trying to race me all the time but none of em have beat me so far 
afew weeks ago i was going down a dual carrigeway + a bmw 330 was right up my arse. got to traffic lights + he pulled up along side me. lad who was driving it was probably bout 20 + had 3 15 yr olds (  ) in with him. he started laughing + trying to look hard in front of his little girlfriends......lights went green and he floored it, but so did i and pished all over him
at the next set of lights he pulled up + said "fuck me thats fast! wots in it?"
so i looked around the inside of my car and gave him the obvious answer..."seats + a steering wheel" this annoyed him abit so i thought i should wind him up abit more by telling him mine was a gsi + that his dads car was slow + that he was a shit driver. all the little girlies laughed at him, he went bright red  and he lost another race to me when the lights went green again
[Edited on 18-03-2004 by SQUARE]
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Marc
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Marc
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I wish i could beat bmws.
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by SQUARE
i get bmw's trying to race me all the time but none of em have beat me so far
afew weeks ago i was going down a dual carrigeway + a bmw 330 was right up my arse. got to traffic lights + he pulled up along side me. lad who was driving it was probably bout 20 + had 3 15 yr olds ( ) in with him. he started laughing + trying to look hard in front of his little girlfriends......lights went green and he floored it, but so did i and pished all over him
at the next set of lights he pulled up + said "fuck me thats fast! wots in it?"
so i looked around the inside of my car and gave him the obvious answer..."seats + a steering wheel" this annoyed him abit so i thought i should wind him up abit more by telling him mine was a gsi + that his dads car was slow + that he was a shit driver. all the little girlies laughed at him, he went bright red and he lost another race to me when the lights went green again
[Edited on 18-03-2004 by SQUARE]
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Adam-D
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quote:
Originally posted by SQUARE
i get bmw's trying to race me all the time but none of em have beat me so far
afew weeks ago i was going down a dual carrigeway + a bmw 330 was right up my arse. got to traffic lights + he pulled up along side me. lad who was driving it was probably bout 20 + had 3 15 yr olds ( ) in with him. he started laughing + trying to look hard in front of his little girlfriends......lights went green and he floored it, but so did i and pished all over him
at the next set of lights he pulled up + said "fuck me thats fast! wots in it?"
so i looked around the inside of my car and gave him the obvious answer..."seats + a steering wheel" this annoyed him abit so i thought i should wind him up abit more by telling him mine was a gsi + that his dads car was slow + that he was a shit driver. all the little girlies laughed at him, he went bright red and he lost another race to me when the lights went green again
[Edited on 18-03-2004 by SQUARE]
for this
i love you
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kingkazi
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pmsl
quality
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blackula
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He deserved a section kicking for thinking his BMW would beat an S2000.
Fat fucker !
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Dan B
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Ahhh, bad-driving BMWs...
Does the X5 that decided he wouldn't wait in a queue to move from lane-3 to lane-1 when two dual-carriageways join, so drove over chevrons AND a grass-embankment to get to the lane he wanted count as bad driving?
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan B
Ahhh, bad-driving BMWs...
Does the X5 that decided he wouldn't wait in a queue to move from lane-3 to lane-1 when two dual-carriageways join, so drove over chevrons AND a grass-embankment to get to the lane he wanted count as bad driving?
no, it would be classed as woman driving
 (awaits beating)
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Welsh Dan
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Going slightly off topic, it is possible to get 3 laydees in the back of a 7
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Matt H
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TTT
Im not thread digging here but I still find that bit funny about the BMW driver
Dont delete it please Ian
Ta
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tom_simes
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Matt, your 'kid in his dads beemer' is still best!
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M333KS D
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were not all that bad
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Ian
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Thread can stay, they do my head in as well.
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corb
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I love beating people like that with the Corsa. Makes it all worthwhile 
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Thread can stay, they do my head in as well.
Cheers laa
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
TTT
Im not thread digging here but I still find that bit funny about the BMW driver
Dont delete it please Ian
Ta
rememeber that pic I took of the bad ass'd dude in his rebadged 318 lol
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Ry_B
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What mods has your S2000 got?
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Jason
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i love bm drivers now... esp 320D ones, smoked two of them so far and they wernt looking so smug! however the VTS cudnt keep up with a 535D twin turbo diesel with over 400lb of torque.. he raped me 
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leeshez
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This is normal for beemer drivers
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rcb
What mods has your S2000 got?
This thread is from 2004. and his s2k is dead.
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