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Poll: do i stand a chance?
  1.2 ... 3 door 16v no spare wheel, induction kit (me)
  1.4 ... 5 door 16v 34E tits (juniperjenn)


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TNM
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26th May 04 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JuniperJenn
Hahaha dunno youll have to ask her


can i have a go on you?
Tom
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26th May 04 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL

After me lad
JuniperJenn
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Wo...Ladies calm down. Now who ever can present me with the best reason for doing so can have their turn first. This does not include slagging each other off. On ur marks..........get set............GO
TNM
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well im the only one that has posted so let me have a go!
JuniperJenn
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Hahaha nice but i think u guys can do better
Marc
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Whats this post about again?
Tom
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I have a big wideboy nob and i'm ready to lick u rugged then shove it in
Marc
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keep your tongue away from me you sick bastard
Paul_J
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If it was me driving I'd beat the 1.4

I have 81 bhp so not far from a 1.4 - and my skills

Where you guys from I notice it says berks?
JuniperJenn
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But its not you its mike and he has no idea about the handeling of such a sexy lady......
Drew
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26th May 04 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mike would win, as...

junwotever is female and as we all know, females are useless at driving
JuniperJenn
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Drew...........Isn't that a girls name ? Giggles
MikeLamb
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26th May 04 at 22:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
mike would win, as...

junwotever is female and as we all know, females are useless at driving


exactly right.. which is probably why she doesnt have a licence
langey
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
keep your tongue away from me you sick bastard







so this bird aint evan passd her test, surly the 1.2 will win then coz only you will be racing??
Drew
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26th May 04 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JuniperJenn
Drew...........Isn't that a girls name ? Giggles


no - but juniperjenn - what sort of fucked up name is that?

E-Mail: jenn.ellis13@btopenworld.com

if u were jennifer ellison i may give u a 2nd glance - but i seen ur pic in the other thread - disappointment

[Edited on 26-05-2004 by Drew]
MikeLamb
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<RANT> my point exactly! ooo she must b quick cos she did 85 on a dual carrigeway with her mummy! Wow, tbh unless it was just a plain straight she cudnt beat me with a 2.0l corsa, i dont think she understands that there is more to driving fast than having power, you have to be able to judge the conditions and the limits of you and your car! This comes wth experience.. not engine capacity </RANT>
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give her my car and u would beat her

end of the day - shes a bint, 1st corner she will crash it and u would win
MikeLamb
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26th May 04 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
exactly.. thankyou drew jenn
transca
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people without a license have a tendacy to stall when trying to start aswell
Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew

if u were jennifer ellison i may give u a 2nd glance - but i seen ur pic in the other thread - disappointment

[Edited on 26-05-2004 by Drew]


She wern't that bad
ed
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeLamb
<RANT> my point exactly! ooo she must b quick cos she did 85 on a dual carrigeway with her mummy! Wow, tbh unless it was just a plain straight she cudnt beat me with a 2.0l corsa, i dont think she understands that there is more to driving fast than having power, you have to be able to judge the conditions and the limits of you and your car! This comes wth experience.. not engine capacity </RANT>

I never know there were rant tags in HTML
MikeLamb
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who sed it was html its xml
JuniperJenn
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So in which case why am i winning micheal dear? What mike has failed to tell you is that he drives like an arse and over estimates his driving. He hs been driving much longer then me because he is older than me. Just because of this he thinks he will win. Its really silly and if he wants to say things like ohhh she drove 85 with her mummy thats fine he knows that it will only go skin deep and he can throw sticks and stones and try to break me down but cat calling PATHETIC. Mikle i suggest you grow up and get wise boy. I h ave a lot more experience than you think.

WHO IS WINNING AGAIN???? OH YER ME Suck on that
Russ
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27th May 04 at 06:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ur racin a girl, u cant loose?
JuniperJenn
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What mike has also failed to tell u guys is that i am more manly than he will ever be. There fore i should win. He went into tammy irl brought a tshirt than only just came down to his belly button. That clearly says BOYS BOYS BOYS You guys are barking up the wrong tree you might me next.

Mike you wanna play dirty then here we go mike is so bad at judging things he got hit by a tram I mean how fast do they go anyway in the middle of ampsterdam....so let me get this right mike LAMB got hit by a tram in ampsterdam

Hehehe now we are even BITCH

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