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Author Sent apprentice for.....
andy hirst
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Registered: 18th Apr 02
Location: Rochdale, Greater Manchester
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18th Jul 04 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ask him to go and buy lunch, get a leg of liver
langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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18th Jul 04 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol when i was on work experiance they asked me to go b&q for

folopian tubing,
long stand
glass hammer
stripped paint
left handed screw driver.

and they said put it on the account lol. and gove me a number.

obviously i had already clicked on and didnt go.
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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18th Jul 04 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ive sent a work experience lad to the shop for some russian round squares & pigeon milk toffies


you could also send them for a brick knife too

[Edited on 18-07-2004 by matt h]
langey
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18th Jul 04 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tartan paint is the best
Matt H
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18th Jul 04 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by langey
tartan paint is the best


quite rare tho
langey
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18th Jul 04 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a glass hammer too, its a specail hammer for breaking glass.
Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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18th Jul 04 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

some people dont think
Jason
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Registered: 5th Aug 03
Location: Northern Ireland
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19th Jul 04 at 01:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by langey
a glass hammer too, its a specail hammer for breaking glass.
you do actually get a glass hammer tho?

look in the back of bus's etc..
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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19th Jul 04 at 06:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

been asked to go get a left handed screwdriver, funny really as im left handed. fools
PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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19th Jul 04 at 08:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've actually got a Glass Hammer..


well...


a toffee hammer
TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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19th Jul 04 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jason
quote:
Originally posted by langey
a glass hammer too, its a specail hammer for breaking glass.
you do actually get a glass hammer tho?

look in the back of bus's etc..


not that sort of hammer you twat.

a hammer made out of glass.
boyracer2002
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Registered: 10th Aug 02
Location: West Yorkshire
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19th Jul 04 at 10:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

trust you to do that

Best with my mate one night, told him i had just eaten some spicy chicken lips and he was like oh they smell propa nice am off to get some so we sent him to take away pissin ourselves laffin at the fact they didnt have lips
S1MON
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Registered: 9th Nov 01
Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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19th Jul 04 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in the food industry get someone to go cant the ice for the end of month audit

when they come back saying it keeps melting before they finish it was rather humourous
S1MON
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Registered: 9th Nov 01
Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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19th Jul 04 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Jason
quote:
Originally posted by langey
a glass hammer too, its a specail hammer for breaking glass.
you do actually get a glass hammer tho?

look in the back of bus's etc..


not that sort of hammer you twat.

a hammer made out of glass.


should send him to

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