chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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erm.. i stole 2000 newspapers from various shop fronts... and were alover my mates floor in the morning, along with 2 police stop signs, 13 traffic cones and various other artifacts.. 
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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yea!! and also the silly cnut called me at 1 in the morning begging me to take him to hospital!
i told him to fook off!
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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lot of bad things
best achivement was gettin sold to a hen party after getting stripped on stretham hight st and mollested in their limo....how i wish i rembeed it
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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oh and i once ran up and down a high street with a huge inflatibe cock tied to my back pretending it was a rocket back pack 
[Edited on 26-08-2004 by fadscorsa]
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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
It's worse than it looks
you pansy!
I have fallen off my push bike and been ALOT worse off than that!
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Greasemonkey
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Registered: 17th Apr 02
Location: Drives a Tractor
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To contunue the pissing in stange places theme, i was sitting in my lounge hung over from the night before, sat in the arm chair, been sta there about an hour watching shit TV, i got up and realised my ass was wet, then everything fell into place, i had woken up on the big sofa so must have got up and pisse don the little one in the night, so i had been sitting in my own piss for an hour watchin TV EEEKK
Also pissed up my chest of draws and on the rug in the hall, i went through a stage of doing it, havnt done it in years now.
Best one was my mate woke up to find his drunk dad stood by the side of his bed with his cock out pissing all over his PC, lol
[Edited on 26-08-2004 by Greasemonkey]
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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unlucky
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
It's worse than it looks
you pansy!
I have fallen off my push bike and been ALOT worse off than that!
You should see it now, and it hurts like hell... it's like a piece of raw beef!!!
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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my arms not the worst of it, my hand is all numb, I can't feel the palm of my hand, and my thumb feels like it's been broken in 10 places lol
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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and actually Chris, it was 22 mph.
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bree
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Registered: 16th Jan 04
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I hope its all better soon  xx
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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weeing in public places, lifting car wipers, nice road works and signs
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Just got back from the docs, they have strapped my thumb up, it's fractured but not that bad
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
what's the worst thing you've ever done when been drunk?
I just got pulled across a car park in a shopping trolly by a car.... the trolly tipped at about 30 mph and I slid across the ground for about 30 meters!!!
I ripped my jean an t-shirt, and I have got a massive cut on my arm, hands are all fucked and I think I've broken my thumb!!!... and Chris_uk won't take me to the hospital!!!!!!
I hurt all over 
Don't do it
fookin quality
cant think ive done wayyyyyy too many things
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Predator Corsa
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Kent
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Was drunk and slipped off a 1m stage and landed on a glass bottle, but somehow i managed to still keep hold of my bottle of drink.
And rode a push 2miles with 2 flat tires drunk out of my head to piss up a wall and come back
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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not painful but i done loadsa stupid stuff like standin outside an asda i said to sum1 excuse me is there a tesco round here n they said 'but theres n asda right there' n i screamed noooooooooooooooo i want tescoooooooooooooooo and just ran laughin to myself  sum1 off ere told me to do that
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