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Author I need a chat up line...
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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1st Sep 04 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
who's ever heard the kevin'bloody' wilson albums?
sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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1st Sep 04 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think you should turn gay mate then you'll find it easier to talk to women they always do! fags eh???
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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1st Sep 04 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PUG NUT - Hey there, fancy a shag?

GIRL - WTF! what did you just say?

PUG NUT - Oh I'm sorry, I called you a slag
dousey
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Registered: 21st May 03
Location: Selsey, West Sussex
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1st Sep 04 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl
sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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1st Sep 04 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i got one i've used to get some hoe 'once'

i was mashed went to see a mate in uni up manchester i said

"nice shoes,fancy a fuck" oh yeah baby you know i got laid! never tried it again tho scared of gettin slapped up!
Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds         Drives: Myself Insane!
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1st Sep 04 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The names bond... Uni-Bond... and I'm here to fill your crack!!

Never tried it... please let me know the out come
sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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1st Sep 04 at 22:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
smoooooooooooooooooooooooooth
Antz
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Location: Leeds         Drives: Myself Insane!
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1st Sep 04 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
The names bond... Uni-Bond... and I'm here to fill your crack!!

Never tried it... please let me know the out come

It'd probly be worth the slap to see her face
Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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1st Sep 04 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sunnyb
i got one i've used to get some hoe 'once'

i was mashed went to see a mate in uni up manchester i said

"nice shoes,fancy a fuck" oh yeah baby you know i got laid! never tried it again tho scared of gettin slapped up!
Class
Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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1st Sep 04 at 22:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"my names steve stifler & i have an 11" penis. all round"
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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1st Sep 04 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
" do you like fruit? well suck this its a peach "
sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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1st Sep 04 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


" do you wanna see my elephant impression?"
J da Silva
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Location: The FACTory
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1st Sep 04 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
" my names Fuck Pug Wank, wanna watch me moisturise and squirt cream on my face? "
ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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1st Sep 04 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm not going to read this thred, i'm just posting this. You need to piss off... Your lame posts sicken me. You don't use chat up lines - hello! It's not the freakin' 60's dude!
Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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1st Sep 04 at 22:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"excuse me gorgeous, which way to the opticians?"
Matt H
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1st Sep 04 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats speaks french & likes blow jobs?

-moi
sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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1st Sep 04 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
"excuse me gorgeous, which way to the opticians?"


wicked mate legend
greycorsa
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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1st Sep 04 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"i have a radio in my car"
CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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1st Sep 04 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"i drive a peugeot, it has 4 doors *giggle like a girl* ... *stop gigglin.. put on serious face* i want u"
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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2nd Sep 04 at 04:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My pug is green like the snot up my nose wanna see?
purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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2nd Sep 04 at 07:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why the fuck does he bother? he just gets slated whenever he comes on.

Fuckwit
turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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2nd Sep 04 at 07:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If Good Looks Were Within Reach Youd Have No Fuckin Arms.
rstrich
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Registered: 2nd Jun 04
Location: Hartlepool now :D
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2nd Sep 04 at 07:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do you have AIDS?
no
Would you like it?
LoudandProud
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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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2nd Sep 04 at 08:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Try,

"Hey wanna play war?"


"ill lay down and you can blow the FCUK outta me"
Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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2nd Sep 04 at 08:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
one i used years ago after a heavy drinking session.

Me- wanna go out with me

Girl- Ok

Simple

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