Dom
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quote: Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle
yesh i have also starting to do this, but pissing from about a metre away from the bowl is abit dodge plus you have to keep moving about, not good when ya sleepy
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by sassyminx
quote: Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle
or relieve it before u go
errrrrrr...goldenshowers
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rstrich
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quote: Originally posted by sassyminx
quote: Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle
or relieve it before u go
that's fine at 7am, but I'd feel bad waking you up at 4.30 to knock the back out of you, just because I need a lash, seems a bit immorale lol
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Red_SXi
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The reason men get morning glory isn't cos they're horny tho, its to stop them pissing the bed
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Shelly
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worrying...
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sassyminx
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quote: Originally posted by rstrich
quote: Originally posted by sassyminx
quote: Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle
or relieve it before u go
that's fine at 7am, but I'd feel bad waking you up at 4.30 to knock the back out of you, just because I need a lash, seems a bit immorale lol
good fun tho
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Pablo
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Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office
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Alex
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quote: Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office
pmsl! paul ur a legend
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Andy Stocker
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Do you think blokes get boners at nudist sites? And if so do you think it would be embarrassing?
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Alex
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i recon they would, depends if there were any fit nudists though...
would they be used to it all though as its all kind of a natural reaction??
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Matt H
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jase you make me wet...........................myself sometimes
i always used to get a stiffy in assembly when i was at school. every fuckin day
i guess i was bored & my mind started to wander
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Lynny
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quote: Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office
whats mint is when ya in somewhere public with a male, shoppin r sumit, and u stand in front of him, and with a few sly hand movements make him hard when he has jeans r sumit on, then make him walk round like that
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broster
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i just wee in the shower, no need to worry then
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Pablo
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hmmmmm
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Nismo
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I do a handstand then its facing the right way
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goldfish
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
when you wake up with an erection, what is the best way from personnal experiance to take a wee wee.
I find sitting down and weeing like a lady helps
ok you've got a hard on and you sit down
personally I have a wank of get the wife to pleasure me then piss with a softy. or if I can't be arsed I get up and bend of the toilet so that I am angled to piss down the pan
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Jason Iles
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Have done the stand a meter from the bowl and pray one but that is for true pro's and should never be tried at your own home
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Natalie
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If Im at Robs and he wakes with a Mr Chubby I like to grab it
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3CorsaMeal
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stand really far away from pan and use the angle of projection to pee pee about 4 metres,
have to walk closer as u run out of wee and the pressure drops tho, this is the true skill,
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Natalie
If Im at Robs and he wakes with a Mr Chubby I like to grab it
I like it to Lynny that is PURE EVIL
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Tom
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I just sit and hold it down, try not to squeeze too hard either or it rebounds off the front of the 'pan' and sprays u
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Carly
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quote: Originally posted by Lynny
quote: Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office
whats mint is when ya in somewhere public with a male, shoppin r sumit, and u stand in front of him, and with a few sly hand movements make him hard when he has jeans r sumit on, then make him walk round like that
yes! i love doing this to my man,so funny best under the table at a family dinner,very embarrassing for them
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Corsa E-Tec
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bend the knees, angle at 45 degrees and fire
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Pablo
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quote: Originally posted by carlz
quote: Originally posted by Lynny
quote: Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office
whats mint is when ya in somewhere public with a male, shoppin r sumit, and u stand in front of him, and with a few sly hand movements make him hard when he has jeans r sumit on, then make him walk round like that
yes! i love doing this to my man,so funny best under the table at a family dinner,very embarrassing for them
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
but that is for true pro's and should never be tried at your own home
Funniest thing i heard all week
FPMSL!!
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