mossy
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wheres the illustrations?
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
and you're a fucking idiot but you don't see me telling everyone about it 
Unlike the munters that you probably pull, me and the gf like it nice and slow usually, being outside made us a little bit horny and so 20mins was pretty good.
I suggest you go and play with your twanger all by yourself, there's a good lad.
sounds to me like I was right or you've just been telling porky pies about it. why should you get upset about my comment - IMHO your trying to brag about some silly sexual encounter in the back of a car.
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by mossy
wheres the illustrations?
he was probably watching a movie where this actually happened and thought he could use it to make himself look cool on here. just makes him look like a ass
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mossy
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by mossy
wheres the illustrations?
he was probably watching a movie where this actually happened and thought he could use it to make himself look cool on here. just makes him look like a ass
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Mistamist
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
that i wish to share with you all. 
Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.
She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".
As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...  
So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared  and thought that this would hamper my performance. 
I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".
All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good
The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine 
Glad to see your testing them to full extent
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DimDG
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Location: Athens - Greece
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Doing naughty things in the back seats of my Corsa B is the main reason why I have changed my steinmetz suspension 2 times in 3 years time
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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quote:
Originally posted by BigSte
**note to self...........never sit in or purchase Dave's car**
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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corsa c's are cracking.
i pitty the cunt whos go my old one ...hope the garage valeted it 
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Angie
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
that i wish to share with you all.
Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.
She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".
As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...
So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared and thought that this would hamper my performance.
I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".
All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good
The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine
Oh my god I thought you would be a 17 year old wanker who has just passed his test but you are 21!!!
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by Angie
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
that i wish to share with you all.
Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.
She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".
As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...
So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared and thought that this would hamper my performance.
I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".
All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good
The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine
Oh my god I thought you would be a 17 year old wanker who has just passed his test but you are 21!!!
yes he is still a wanker though
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leeshez
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Carl
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yes he is still a wanker though
I sense envy from an old ugly git.
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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by illustrations i meant smiley faces and stuff...
I'm not upset about your comments goldfish, I know I'm not lieing so why should someone as simple as you bother me? I just find it hard to comprehend how someone as ugly as you can actually try and mug someone off, you don't have a leg to stand on.
Notice how the majority of people had something funny to say about similar things that have happeneded to them, then there's cunts (like you) who decide to post utter bullsh!t. Makes me laugh
Was just trying to brighten up the day by posting something that i thought was slightly amusing, obviously it wasn't to you so why the fuck post? Idiot!
Beginning to realise that there are some right cockends on here, and you're their leader!
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Angie
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
that i wish to share with you all.
Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.
She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".
As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...
So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared and thought that this would hamper my performance.
I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".
All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good
The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine
Oh my god I thought you would be a 17 year old wanker who has just passed his test but you are 21!!!
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Mistamist
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I wondered what those stains were
Dave don't even bother retaliating, those few who choose to go out of their way to belittle other users on this site will continue to do it no matter what is said to them and will probably infact add fuel to the fire, life is to short to care.
while they make comments......go out and feed a length to your missus, i know what i would prefer to be doing
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dave17
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dave i will be happy once u bum her dry (twice) and get pics of your manhood terrorising her rectal passage
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--Dave--
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ta Misty, I'm still trying to find that pic of Vibs running around the 5-a-side pitch... no luck yet though
i dont think i'll be able to reach your standards Dave Although i never replied to your double penetration thread, I'm deeply sorry that it got deleted... condolences
ps... love the pics in your garage 
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Mistamist
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what does your bird look like dave?
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mossy
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quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
what does your bird look like dave?
your avatar
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dave17
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
ta Misty, I'm still trying to find that pic of Vibs running around the 5-a-side pitch... no luck yet though
i dont think i'll be able to reach your standards Dave Although i never replied to your double penetration thread, I'm deeply sorry that it got deleted... condolences
ps... love the pics in your garage
i have that 5 a side video 
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corsa_fella
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get piks up davey fella
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1600power
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lol ive done this once in my old fiesta and it was well awkward! the bird was giving me signals the other night for this in the corsa but i dont think its gonna work in there either!
I suppose i need to find out really tho 
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ross23
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like i mentioned the other day there is plenty of space in the back of a c!
i had some problems cleaning the seats though!
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CorsaLad16v
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i'm 6.ft 3 with a C, plenty of room
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--Dave--
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i've got some on my phone but don't know how to get them onto the comp! 
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