Martin
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while the gran was spanking his ass with the base ball bat, the chav Mum suddenly...
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ScottyBrum
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Registered: 12th Jan 04
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.......mutated into an Ewok and started running around the room chatting gibberish and ran towards the chav gran with an angry face and decided to....
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mad4corsa
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punch her straight in the mouth,knocked her clean out cold and started trusting the baseball bat into her pensioner pussy!
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Martin
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The dad was shocked this was happening in front of him, so he decided to get out his mobile phone and...
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T1NK
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call for a pizza
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Martin
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The pizza man arrived at the door on his moped, and once he saw wat was going on inside the house, he...
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ScottyBrum
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took pictures of this bizarre incident and decided to sell them on Ebay to pikey lepers who will masturbate over such pictures whilst........
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markBezzy
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. . .eating cheesy wots its!
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Martin
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With the money the pizza man made from selling the photo's, he bought a lump of cheese, and spent the rest of the money on...
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markBezzy
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. . a small irish badger!
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ScottyBrum
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He took the badger to illegal badger fights and his badger became the mohammed ali of badger fighting until one day.........
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Martin
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... the pizza boy had a great idea, he thought it would be wicked if...
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T1NK
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he rode his moped the wrong way down the m4
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Red_SXi
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and hit a granny
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T1NK
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just as ali g was passing in his r5 turbo
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ScottyBrum
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Ali-g hit the brakes and got out his maxed out motor and instead of giving the granny the kiss of life he got it wrong and blew in her..........
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T1NK
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belly button
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Martin
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gran found this all to exciting and pulled out her shotgun and...
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Red_SXi
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shoved it up her dry pussy, when lots of dust fell out like a vacuum cleaner bag
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ScottyBrum
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[Edited on 15-11-2004 by ScottyBrum]
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ScottyBrum
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and a guinea pig emerged from the dust with killer nails, it jumped towards ali-g in slow motion and he closed his eyes and tapped his heals 3 times and ended up.........
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Martin
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...in a massive water bed surronded by...
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CorsaLad16v
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lepricorns eating lettuce, when ali saw the "small people" he...
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CorsAsh
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had a small orgy...
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CorsaLad16v
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with whips and latex costumes, suddenly one of the lepricorns..
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