CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
If I told you that you have a lovely body would you hold it against me.
Monty Python?
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
If I told you that you have a lovely body would you hold it against me.
yes
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
I thought I'd found that pic then Matt, but it was just some random porn. Sorry.
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waynep
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Registered: 20th Apr 02
Location: london
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matt u were added but ur french one gets u taken off
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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its..
"If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?"
i am no longer infected
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by SteveW
its..
"If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?"
i am no longer infected
Correct - Monty Python?
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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"im horny. horny, horny, horny"
*like on phoenix nights
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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*Click here if you're desperate*
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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yeah its from the Python boys
mate all you need to do is a funny lil dance.. job done
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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"This demonstrates the value, of not being seen"
Classic
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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you have to ask for advice on chatting a lass up? sorry n'al but if she wont go out with u when you're being yourself, then why bother, not as if it'll be a long relationship
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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you want to make her laugh? tell her about turbo'ing your 1.4 8v......gets me everytime
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by kerzo
you want to make her laugh? tell her about turbo'ing your 1.4 8v......gets me everytime
Yes, but he's not trying to chat you up..... is he?
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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u2u's are not nice
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by kerzo
you want to make her laugh? tell her about turbo'ing your 1.4 8v......gets me everytime
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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you can show her nadia's video too, that will either boil your piss or make you laugh uncontrolably, i had a mixture of both
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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say : " wanna see my elephany impression?" she'll say errrr ok. then you get the inside of ya pockets and pull em out and let them hang(like ears) then whop out ya cock. its a winner!
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by kerzo
you want to make her laugh? tell her about turbo'ing your 1.4 8v......gets me everytime
Not just you me too
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by kerzo
you want to make her laugh? tell her about turbo'ing your 1.4 8v......gets me everytime
Not just you me too
me too mate
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waynep
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Registered: 20th Apr 02
Location: london
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me too
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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why not try and make her cry then consol her
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waynep
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Registered: 20th Apr 02
Location: london
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its ok now i dont need advice she went to bed about 6 hours ago
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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pull her hair and lift up her skirt, then tell her ur "only kidding"
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by corsa-crazy
its ok now i dont need advice she went to bed about 6 hours ago
kick the kennel and wake her back up then
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